*Slytherin are gathered in their common room trying to figure out which game to play*

2nd year: "What about uno?"

Other 2nd year: "dude we played that last week"

3rd year: "well what about go fish?"

4th year: "what are we? Children? No let's play Battleship"

2nd year: "oh and go fish is a child's game?"

1st year: *quietly from the edge of the couch* "what about monopoly?"

Literally the entire house: "NO"

*First year falls off the couch backwards*

Other 1st year: "Wait why not? What wrong with monop-"

Prefect: "don't say its name. . . we don't talk about 'the game that shall not be named'"

*house falls silent*

6th year: "so many friendships torn apart. So much violence." *Starts crying*

Yet another first year: "what the actual fuck is going on?"