Cheesy Pickup Lines


Harry: You must be a library book because I can't stop checking you out. 

Ron: Are you lucky charms? Cause you magically delicious.

Draco: Is your body from McDonald's? Cause I'm lovin' it.

Fred: They say the strongest muscle in your body is the tongue. Wanna fight? 

George: Is your daddy a drug dealer? Cause your dope.

Neville: Were you in boys scouts? Because you have my heart tied in knots.

Seamus: Do you have a shovel in your back pocket? Cause I'm digging your arse.

Young James: Kissing burns five calories a minute. Ready for a work out?

Young Sirius: You can Nemo, cause I ain't afraid to touch the butt.

Young Remus: Your hands look heavy, can I hold them for you?

Newt: Can I tie your shoelaces, cause I can't have you falling for anyone else.


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Hello fellow potterheads!

Sorry I haven't updated in ages, Iv'e been on holiday and couldn't bring my laptop! I hope you like this short preference!


-SassQueenMinho 

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