I solemnly swear I am up to no good.

Warm Welcomes to our new member, ThatoneGryffindor07 

Go check them out, follow, etc.

For the Harry Potter promotion of the week, I would like to (highly) recommend Potterless. A comedic Harry Potter Podcast about a grown man reading the books for the first time as an adult. It's a great pastime for anyone who read the books as a child and I follow it religiously.

You can find it on all common podcast platforms, Spotify, Itunes, etc. 

This following video will either make you immediately start listening... or it will steer you away forever.

https://youtu.be/CqnpX_78zgs

I love it.

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I was watching random clips from the HP movies (specifically '12 Times Professor McGonagall Was a Boss Ass Witch'), And I realized something.

Draco's Eyebrows.

Now, it is pretty common knowledge that Tom Felton's hair was bleached into oblivion during his time as a member of the Malfoy household, but it seems that they forgot something.

If not for the drastic difference in shade, his eyebrows ARE rather nice. Who knows, maybe it was a conscious decision... 

Coincidentally, this shot is the same one that got all that hype when the movie first came out. I won't go into too much detail, but if you take a glance behind Draco, you will see two fellow Slytherins, Vincent Crabbe, and Millicent Bulstrode. Apparently all Slytherins look the same, because, if not for the differences in hair length, these two could easily be the same person.

It seems that casting one actor as multiple roles is something that happened more than once...

Isn't Ginny amazing? Can we just take a moment to remember Ginnys Amazingness?

We did get those amazing Umbridge vs McGonagall showdowns in Order of the Phoenix (did anyone else pronounce that PHOnix when they were younger), but I do believe there could have been another showdown out there. Just imagine...

Now that would have been worth watching. Missed opportunity JK.

Speaking of our Dear Ickle Voldy-Kins, can anyone imaging Voldemort with a cold...

Ah, the many versions of good old Snake-Face we missed out on...

Shame.

Wouldn't we all be very dead if clowns knew of Hogwarts? 

I mean, get me the letter and I'll do anything. 

Haven't we all had our times of dearly wishing we had gotten into Hogwarts? Crying into our pillow at night, breaking every bone in our body trying to fly off our roof on that 2000-year-old mop we found in the closet. Nope? just me? Well, moving on...

If Hogwarts WAS a real highschool (Wait. What? You got it! *Presses knife to throat, dies because a wand is just a knife, gun, and everything else all in one*), wouldn't this have happened on SO many occasions...

We didn't really get into the Harry Potter ships in the first chapter and I've been asked for a bit Drarry content. 

Now, I would like to start by saying that, yes, I am a Hinny shipper. Canon, canon, blah, blah, blah. But I will say this, Drarry is a justified ship. I can see it, and I know many others do too. It's difficult not to fall at least a little in love with this ship after seeing some of the fanart made of them. And of course, there's this...

Ahh yes, wand fight in the bathroom you say?

Now, I do need to keep this at least mildly PG because I don't have the mature rating on. I'd also like fans of all ages to be able to enjoy this, so if your looking for more mature content, feel free to look it up in your own time.

Honestly, with this image running around the internet, I'm surprised there aren't more Draco/Fred shippers out there. What would that ship be called? Fraco? Dred?

Before we end, here's just a little more fan art of characters that aren't super influenced by the movies.

And then, of course, there's always this...

Here's a fact: Guess who didn't bother to read the books when he got cast as dumbledore? That's right, good old Gandalf over here.

Michael Gambon based the role on one of his past headmasters. One who YELLED ALL THE TIME!!!! And that kids, is why you're stuck with an indefinitely angry Headmaster

Look. Even Google agrees...

And, as is the custom here, one lucky last to make you smile.

Who else has now the SpongeBob theme song stuck in there head?

You're welcome.

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So I've been thinking. How would you guys feel if I made a chapter dedicated to book recommendations? I hate to bring the Coronavirus into this, but with everyone in isolation, we need something to fight off the boredom. If you guys are interested, message me your top favorite books, and I'll add them to the list.

You'll have a better chance of reaching me if you message my account directly. 

Contrary to what I said last chapter, I think I will become one of those authors that are always nagging you about something or another, so...

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Peace, Love, and Pogosticks,

Mischief managed,

-Nobody