You Wasted Three Years!
Harry Potter is online
Hermione Granger is online
Ronald Weasley is online
Harry Potter: Hey guys :)
Ronald Weasley: Why is it that we always have these conversations WHEN I'M EATING!?
Hermione Granger: Hi, you two.
Harry Potter: Ron....I think you need to change your eating routine...
Ronald Weasley: Why should I change it huh? You change your timing! My food is more important!
Harry Potter: Yeah yeah. What were you eating anyway?
Hermione Granger: Wait... Let me guess...chicken?
Ronald Weasley: YASSS!! How'd you know!?
Hermione Granger: Oh wild guess! Haha
Harry Potter: Anyway, I will be asking the questions today and we will be answering two questions in one session. Okay guys?
Hermione Granger: What? Why do you get to ask the questions!?
Harry Potter: Because *sigh* the questions are not for me and one of them is actually for you Hermione. So I figured I'd ask.
Hermione Granger: Okay fine.
Harry Potter: This is going to be so much fun! Okay Ron you're up first mate. :)
Ronald Weasley: I'M READY TO ANSWER!
Harry Potter: Okay Romione48 asks: When did you start liking Hermione?
(3 minutes later)
Harry Potter: Uhh Ron?
Harry Potter: Ron? Where did you go mate?
Hermione Granger: Ummm....did he just leave!?
Ronald Weasley: No! I'm here.
Harry Potter: Great. Just answer the question now. Haha
Ronald Weasley: Fine. I will..
Harry Potter: Okay answer it then.
Ronald Weasley: Uh...my goldfish died..
Harry Potter: We will remember your goldfish Ron. NOW ANSWER!
Ronald Weasley: Fine! It was....in fourth year. I mean I was fascinated by her in our first year too... But fourth year was when I actually realized that she was....you know...special.
Harry Potter: Uh huh. I can remember that all too well.. How you suddenly said: "Hermione, you're a girl!"
Ronald Weasley: Harry, please don't....
Harry Potter: And Hermione said something like "oh I'm glad you noticed.."
Hermione Granger: *mumbles* those weren't my exact words...
Harry Potter: But you meant them!
Hermione Granger: Well....yeah.
Ronald Weasley: So I've answered my question. Can we move on?
Harry Potter: Nope. You need to tell us when exactly....
Ronald Weasley: Urghh fine! When I saw her with Vicky!
Hermione Granger: You mean Victor!
Ronald Weasley: No. I mean Vicky.
Hermione Granger: Ron, I'm warning you...
Ronald Weasley: Vick.... Vicky...Vick Vick....
Harry Potter: *cough* jealousy *cough*
Ronald Weasley: Just drop it now!
Harry Potter: Fine... You're no fun! Okay Hermione. The next question is for you.
Hermione Granger: Okay. What is it?
Harry Potter: Okay Romione48 asks: When did you start liking Ron?
Ronald Weasley: When she laid eyes on me on the train, she thought; oh sweet heavens, that is perfection.
Hermione Granger: Uh no... I didn't actually. My real thoughts were.... Red hair, freckles, poor hygiene, famous friend. Kid looks dumb.
Ronald Weasley: That is just cold!
Harry Potter: And funny. Haha
Hermione Granger: So no. It wasn't on the train, Ron.
Ronald Weasley: Then when?
Hermione Granger: *mumbles* fourth year....
Ronald Weasley: REALLY!?!?
Harry Potter: Wow...
Hermione Granger: Yep
Ronald Weasley: Why didn't you say anything!?
Hermione Granger: You were supposed to say something Ronald. Not me.
Ronald Weasley: You could've given me a sign or something!
Hermione Granger: I did!
Ronald Weasley: You should write a book Hermione. Really. I think it would help loads of guys out there.
Hermione Granger: *sigh* Yes; guys with the emotional range of a teaspoon perhaps..
Harry Potter: Yup. Now tell us exactly when you realized this food-loving maniac was the guy...
Hermione Granger: Do I have to?
Ronald Weasley: Yep. And Harry, I'm not a food-loving maniac okay!?
Harry Potter: Sure you're not. :) Now answer the question Hermione...
Hermione Granger: When I saw you two with the Patil twins at the Yule Ball...
Ronald Weasley: Ohhh..
Harry Potter: Wow..that was the around the same time Ron realized...
Hermione Granger: Yeah... I guess...
Harry Potter: ARE YOY KIDDING ME? YOY TWO WASTED THREE YEARS AFTER THAT! WHO DOES THAT?
Ronald Weasley: *bows head*
Hermione Granger: -_-
********************************************
A/N
Q: Do you think the way I answer these questions is getting boring? Because I'm trying to make them as funny as I can but... I dunno... Haha anyway I hope this was good enough @Romione48 XD
Thanks for reading guys! And please leave votes and comments :-)
Bạn đang đọc truyện trên: AzTruyen.Top