Troubled Soul

(This one's for all of you on Team Gale!)

Gale Hawthorne posted a message on Katniss Everdeen's wall:

Katniss! Prepare to be serenaded!

Comments:

Katniss Everdeen: Okay...

Gale Hawthorne: I don't know where you're going. But do you got room for one more troubled soul?

Katniss Everdeen: I was going to pee...

Peeta Mellark: Hahahaa. Gale you got owned!

Gale Hawthorne: I don't know where I'm going. But I don't think I'm coming home and I said I'll check in tomorrow if I don't wake up dead

Peeta Mellark: Oh just cut the crap and end up dead, hunter-boy!

Gale Hawthorne: This is the road to ruin. And we're starting at the end

Peeta Mellark: Hmmm.. makes me wonder...

Gale Hawthorne: Say yeah

Peeta Mellark: Nope.

Gale Hawthorne: Let's be alone together

Peeta Mellark: Don't flatter yourself hunter-boy!

Gale Hawthorne: We could stay young forever

Peeta Mellark: Logically speaking, that's sorta impossible..

Gale Hawthorne: Scream it from the top of your lungs, lungs, lungs

Peeta Mellark: Dude, her vocal cords are already damaged. Do you want what's best for her or not? HUH?

Gale Hawthorne: Say yeah

Peeta Mellark: Nope.

Gale Hawthorne: Let's be alone together

Peeta Mellark: That ain't happening man. Everlark is much more popular.

Gale Hawthorne: We could stay young forever

Peeta Mellark: Uh no you can't...

Gale Hawthorne: We'll stay young, young, young, young, young.

Peeta Mellark: Again. That. Is. Not. Possible.

Gale Hawthorne: Uh, uh, uh, uh-oh
Uh, uh, uh, uh-oh
Uh, uh, uh, uh-oh
Uh, uh, uh, uh-oh

Peeta Mellark: Uhhhhh.....

Gale Hawthorne: You cut me off, I lost my track

Peeta Mellark: Uh no you maniac. She did not cut you off. You abandoned her!

Gale Hawthorne: It's not my fault, I'm a maniac

Peeta Mellark: Of course it isn't your fault, child

Gale Hawthorne: It's not funny anymore, no it's not

Peeta Mellark: It is to me...

Gale Hawthorne: My heart is like a stallion. They love it more when it's broke in

Peeta Mellark: Ummm... I'm not going to bother..

Gale Hawthorne: Do you wanna feel beautiful? Do you wanna?

Peeta Mellark: She doesn't need you for that hunter-boy!

Gale Hawthorne: I'm outside the door, invite me in

Peeta Mellark: The door happens to be my front door.. So go away!

Gale Hawthorne: So we can go back and play pretend . I'm on deck, yeah, I'm up next

Peeta Mellark: Uh huh....

Gale Hawthorne: Tonight I'm high as a private jet

Peeta Mellark: Well that sucked. She will hate it.

Katniss Everdeen: *sees previous comments*. Gale....you....that was beautiful.. I'm crying.. :/

Gale Hawthorne: Aww it's okay Catnip. Don't cry..

Katniss Everdeen: You...you're outside?

Gale Hawthorne: Yep :)

Katniss Everdeen: OUT OF MY WAY PEETA!

Peeta Mellark: B...but....my song was better...

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I tried to make this funny guys so I'm really sorry if it wasn't :/ Please let me know by voting and commenting XD It would mean a lot!

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