Troubled Soul
(This one's for all of you on Team Gale!)
Gale Hawthorne posted a message on Katniss Everdeen's wall:
Katniss! Prepare to be serenaded!
Comments:
Katniss Everdeen: Okay...
Gale Hawthorne: I don't know where you're going. But do you got room for one more troubled soul?
Katniss Everdeen: I was going to pee...
Peeta Mellark: Hahahaa. Gale you got owned!
Gale Hawthorne: I don't know where I'm going. But I don't think I'm coming home and I said I'll check in tomorrow if I don't wake up dead
Peeta Mellark: Oh just cut the crap and end up dead, hunter-boy!
Gale Hawthorne: This is the road to ruin. And we're starting at the end
Peeta Mellark: Hmmm.. makes me wonder...
Gale Hawthorne: Say yeah
Peeta Mellark: Nope.
Gale Hawthorne: Let's be alone together
Peeta Mellark: Don't flatter yourself hunter-boy!
Gale Hawthorne: We could stay young forever
Peeta Mellark: Logically speaking, that's sorta impossible..
Gale Hawthorne: Scream it from the top of your lungs, lungs, lungs
Peeta Mellark: Dude, her vocal cords are already damaged. Do you want what's best for her or not? HUH?
Gale Hawthorne: Say yeah
Peeta Mellark: Nope.
Gale Hawthorne: Let's be alone together
Peeta Mellark: That ain't happening man. Everlark is much more popular.
Gale Hawthorne: We could stay young forever
Peeta Mellark: Uh no you can't...
Gale Hawthorne: We'll stay young, young, young, young, young.
Peeta Mellark: Again. That. Is. Not. Possible.
Gale Hawthorne: Uh, uh, uh, uh-oh
Uh, uh, uh, uh-oh
Uh, uh, uh, uh-oh
Uh, uh, uh, uh-oh
Peeta Mellark: Uhhhhh.....
Gale Hawthorne: You cut me off, I lost my track
Peeta Mellark: Uh no you maniac. She did not cut you off. You abandoned her!
Gale Hawthorne: It's not my fault, I'm a maniac
Peeta Mellark: Of course it isn't your fault, child
Gale Hawthorne: It's not funny anymore, no it's not
Peeta Mellark: It is to me...
Gale Hawthorne: My heart is like a stallion. They love it more when it's broke in
Peeta Mellark: Ummm... I'm not going to bother..
Gale Hawthorne: Do you wanna feel beautiful? Do you wanna?
Peeta Mellark: She doesn't need you for that hunter-boy!
Gale Hawthorne: I'm outside the door, invite me in
Peeta Mellark: The door happens to be my front door.. So go away!
Gale Hawthorne: So we can go back and play pretend . I'm on deck, yeah, I'm up next
Peeta Mellark: Uh huh....
Gale Hawthorne: Tonight I'm high as a private jet
Peeta Mellark: Well that sucked. She will hate it.
Katniss Everdeen: *sees previous comments*. Gale....you....that was beautiful.. I'm crying.. :/
Gale Hawthorne: Aww it's okay Catnip. Don't cry..
Katniss Everdeen: You...you're outside?
Gale Hawthorne: Yep :)
Katniss Everdeen: OUT OF MY WAY PEETA!
Peeta Mellark: B...but....my song was better...
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I tried to make this funny guys so I'm really sorry if it wasn't :/ Please let me know by voting and commenting XD It would mean a lot!
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