Professor Quirrel updated his status:

Troll!!!! Troll!!! There's a troll in the dungeons! Troll!!!

Comments:

Ronald Weasley: Professor, what's up with all the exclamatory points?

Hermione Granger: Yeah, they kind of go against the rules of the English language.

Professor Quirrel: There is a bloody troll in the school and that's what's your worried about?

Filius Flitwick: Chill out, Professor. Potter will save the day. I can feel it!

Harry Potter: That moment when you realize that your teachers have Facebook and you actually talk to them on their wall...

Ronald Weasley: -_-

Professor Quirrel: Troll in the dungeons! Just thought you should know..

Albus Dumbledore: Thank you for the warning Professor.

Ronald Weasley: Have no fear folks! My hero is here!

Harry Potter: Thank you Ron!

Ronald Weasley: I was talking about Dumbledore...

Harry Potter: Humph! Again? :/

Ronald Weasley: Yep :) sorry mate. But I need to get out of my detention tomorrow. I cannot clean the toilets. They stink!

Albus Dumbledore: Mr Weasley, you still have to clean them.

Ronald Weasley: What in the name of Merlin's saggy left trouser leg will make you change your mind? :(

Albus Dumbledore: Please don't ever say that again, Mr Weasley.

Severus Snape: Headmaster we need to do something about the troll.

Albus Dumbledore: Ohh yeah. *clears throat* Alrighty then. Prefects will lead their houses to their dormitories. Teachers, follow me as we venture into the dungeons. All students must remain calm and proceed to their dorms in a nice orderly fashion.

Filius Flitwick: Sir, yes, sir!

Minerva McGonnagal: Alright :)

Severus Snape: Fineee :-( even-though I know who let the troll in...

Professor Quirrel: Ugh whatever, Snape!

Draco Malfoy: Er the Slytherin dorms ARE in the dungeons..

Albus Dumbledore: So?

Draco Malfoy: So, the troll is there.

Albus Dumbledore: And?

Draco Malfoy: And if we go there, we'll get killed!

Albus Dumbledore: You think I care Malfoy?

Draco Malfoy: Oh my God, this place has gone to the dogs!

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