Percy Jackson updated his status:

I'm bored. Does anyone want to talk?

Comments:

Clarisse La Rue: That makes you sound like a loner, Prissy. Oh wait...you are one. Haha

Percy Jackson: Nice to meet you too Clarisse :) How ya doin'?

Clarisse La Rue: I'm fine, thank you very much.

Grover Underwood: Percy.... I have bad news...

Percy Jackson: What? What happened?

Annabeth Chase: I'm sorry Percy....

Percy Jackson: Why? What is it?

Grover Underwood: It's....your blue candy...

*toilets explode*

Percy Jackson: Yes? And??

Annabeth Chase: And...we accidentally threw it away. We were cleaning your cabin for you...

Percy Jackson: ARGHHHHH!!!

*more toilets explode*

Tyson: No toilets anymore?? But... But I need the toilet....

Clarisse La Rue: Deal with it kid.

Tyson: But... Brother.... destroyed...the toilets. *sobs*

Percy Jackson: I'm so angry. I need to annoy someone..

Leo Valdez: Annoy Chiron!

Jason Grace: Yeah! Annoy Chiron!

Piper McLean: Yeah that would be so funny.. XD

Annabeth Chase: This is a bad idea...

Percy Jackson: I'll do it!

Annabeth Chase: *sighs* of course you would...

Percy Jackson posted a message on Chiron's wall:

'Cause, baby, now we got bad blood

Comments:

Dionysus: This is my jam!

Chiron: Bad Blood? Uh what did I do to you Percy? And I told you not to call me baby!

Percy Jackson: You know it used to be mad love

Chiron: Uh...no....

Percy Jackson: So take a look what you've done

Chiron: Hey I did not do anything! You're the one who awakened Gaia with your nosebleed!

Percy Jackson: 'Cause, baby, now we got bad blood

Chiron: What did I do to you Percy!?!?

Percy Jackson: Hey

Chiron: What!?!?

Percy Jackson: Now we got problems

Chiron: You have problems...

Percy Jackson: And I don't think we can solve them

Chiron: Yeah your problems are out of this world.

Percy Jackson: You made a really deep cut

Chiron: I don't know what you're talking about.

Percy Jackson: And, baby, now we got bad blood

Chiron: Percy....

Percy Jackson: Hey

Chiron: GO AWAY!!!

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