Severus Snape updated his status:

Someone has been stealing from my private potions cabinet again!

Comments:

Minerva McGonnagal: Nobody stole from you Severus.

Severus Snape: Quit dismissing my problems Minerva! I know somebody took my ingredients and I'm going to find out why!

Minerva McGonnagal: Lol okay. Good luck with that.

Severus Snape: And since when do you say lol??

Minerva McGonnagal: Since I got up to date with text lingo.

Severus Snape: And I thought Weasley eating two whole chickens at dinner was the only thing that could shock me.

Harry Potter: That awkward moment when you accidentally open your teacher's profile and see what he's up to...

Severus Snape: It was you!

Harry Potter: Huh? What?

Severus Snape: You've been stealing from my private stores Potter!

Harry Potter: I haven't stolen anything.

Severus Snape: Don't lie to me. You and your little friends were brewing polyjuice potion and believe me; I'm going to find out why!

Harry Potter: It might have escaped your notice but my friends aren't little. Now if you'll excuse me I have places to be and people to meet.

Minerva McGonnagal: Oh burnnn!!
#KingOfSass #SassyHarry

Severus Snape: This is not twitter Minerva. Control the hashtags.

Minerva McGonnagal: #SulkySnape. #SnapeGotBurned

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Yep I know this will never happen but hey it's funny to think about right? Thanks for reading! And tell me if it was good okay? Vote! Please? :)