Albus Dumbledore updated his status:

The Order Of The Phoenix has come to the conclusion that the Dark Lord is indeed back.

Comments:

Hannah Abbott: Nooooo :( it can't be!

Ernie Macmillan: It's not possible!

Seamus Finnigan: My mommy says it's a lie!

Luna Lovegood: I believe the headmaster.

Ronald Weasley: My friend would never lie! So I believe him.

Harry Potter: Awww thanks Ron :)

Ronald Weasley: I was talking about Dumbledore but you're welcome man.

Harry Potter: -_-

Albus Dumbledore: Mr Weasley, we cannot be friends..

Ronald Weasley: Aww Al c'mon! We've had some good times! Remember that time when I brought you a bag of Sherbet Lemon?

Albus Dumbledore: Doesn't ring a bell.

Ronald Weasley: Oh well then...I'll think of something else, but we are friends! On a completely unrelated note, could you please cancel my Saturday detention?

Albus Dumbledore: Nope. Sorry.

Ronald Weasley: :( So Harry my man! Wanna play wizard's chess?

Ronald Weasley: Harry?

Cornelius Fudge: I hate to interrupt this very pointless conversation but Dumbledore you need to stop feeding people lies!

Albus Dumbledore: Huh? I beg your pardon?

Cornelius Fudge: The Dark Lord is not back nor will he ever be.

Albus Dumbledore: Once again, you are ignoring the facts Cornelius.

Ronald Weasley: Yeah you tell him Al!

Cornelius Fudge: Who are you again?

Ronald Weasley: Uhh Ron Weasley? I have a famous best friend? Duhh!!

Cornelius Fudge: Dumbledore, you need to tell the press that he hasn't returned.

Albus Dumbledore: You are failing to see the obvious Cornelius. Voldemort is back and he is building up his army again!

Ronald Weasley: He said the name! He said the name! Omg

Hermione Granger: Fear of the name only increases fear of the thing itself.

Cornelius Fudge: Oh great. The smartypants is here.

Hermione Granger: :/

Cornelius Fudge: I'm heading over to Hogwarts right now. Clearly this conversation is not being taken seriously.

Ronald Weasley: Fudge is coming! Fudge is coming!

Cornelius Fudge: No seriously, is this kid okay in the head?

Albus Dumbledore: With all due respect minister, your last name is Fudge. If we're questioning sanity, I think we should be more worried about your ancestors.

Ronald Weasley: Oh yeah! Burn Fudge BURN!

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I hope you liked this one guys! Please leave comments and votes :) I'm currently posting this while watching a movie so there might have been some errors. But I'll fix them soon! Gotta go! XD