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Percy Jackson has updated his status;

I just took up a new subject at school. Astronomy!!!

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Annabeth Chase: Wow, Percy, I never thought you'd be that type of guy :)

Grover Underwood: Me either :/

Tyson: MY BROTHER WILL WALK ON THE MOON ONE DAY!

Annabeth Chase: .......

Grover Underwood: Yeah, that'll happen when elephants start pooping gold coins.

Tyson: That would be awesome too, but not cooler than my brother.

Annabeth Chase: Tyson, were you eating a whole tub of ice cream again?

PercyJackson: Guys,quit it. I just found out something that will shock you all.

Grover Underwood: What is it?

Percy Jackson: Well, you know about the planet Pluto right?

Anbabeth Chase: Yeah and I know what you're about to say.....

Persephone: DON'T SAY IT!

Percy Jackson: Holy cheese! How'd she get on here?

Persephone: That is none of your concern, but listen to my warning and don't say what you were about to say.

Percy Jackson: You mean the thing about Pluto being a...

Persephone: YES. EXACTLY THAT!

Pluto: Who dares say my name?

Persephone: No one dear. Let us return to our dinner.

Pluto: I'll be right there, Perry. I just need to know what this is all about.

Persephone: Oh boy.

Percy Jackson: I was just about to tell them how there's a planet named after you and...

Pluto: There's a planet named after me? See, Perry, I told you I was famous....

Persephone: .....

Percy Jackson: Well, the thing is that Pluto is a dwarf planet. I just found out today....

Pluto: WHAT DID YOU SAY!?!?

Percy Jackson: I said that Pluto is....

Pluto: I KNOW WHAT YOU SAID, SON OF POSEIDON.

Percy Jackson: Well then, why'd you ask?

Pluto: This is an outrage. Don't you see? AN ABOMINATION! Who names these planets anyway?

Percy Jackson: Umm I don't really know....

Pluto: When I find out who did this, I will see to it that they suffer at the hands of my Furies. They will not enter....

Persephone: Pluto, honey, the chickens going cold :(

Pluto: I'll be right there, sweetie, don't worry. Right after I obliterate whoever named that blasted planet.

Percy Jackson: Well, you might also want to know that...

Persephone: If you finish that sentence, son of Poseidon, I shall see that you never eat a proper breakfast again. You shall puke whenever you eat cereal. I will talk to my mother tonight.

Percy Jackson: Oh well, I never liked oatmeal anyway. Lord, Pluto, umm Pluto is no longer a planet either. It kind off got kicked off the list of planets.

Pluto: WHY? WHO? WHAT? *passes out*

Annabeth Chase: You are really dumb Seaweed Brain. Seriously... I can't stop laughing! XD

Tyson : Hey I didn't know they have Facebook in Olympus...

Grover Underwood: That's exactly what I was thinking bro!

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A/N

I absolutely loved writing this one and I hope you liked it.

@xxMadeinWonderlandxxgave me the idea for Pluto's reaction after he finds out that Pluto is a dwarf planet, so I'd like to give her a shout-out. Check out her stories sometime because they are amazing :)

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