My Dad Did Not Strut!
Harry Potter is online
Ronald Weasley is online
Hermione Granger is online
Severus Snape is online
Ronald Weasley: Hey what is Snape doing here!? This is a place for cool kids! Like us.
Harry Potter: Ron, be nice, mate.
Hermione Granger: I had to invite him...
Ronald Weasley: :-(
Severus Snape: Why am I here again?
Hermione Granger: Okay professor, so we're doing this thing where we answer questions....
Severus Snape: Answer questions from whom exactly?
Ronald Weasley: From our FANS!!!
Severus Snape: *blinks* fans?
Harry Potter: Yes professor, you and I have a lot of fangirls...
Severus Snape: Hmmm... Interesting. And are these people wizards?
Hermione Granger: Well... not exactly sir.
Severus Snape: Then how do they know about us!?!?!?
Harry Potter: Uh...we don't know that professor...
Severus Snape: You don't know? Ten points from Gryffindor!
Hermione Granger: But why!?
Severus Snape: For not knowing!
Hermione Granger: What? I thought you hated it when I knew things!
Severus Snape: Well....
Ronald Weasley: He's bipolar guys.
Harry Potter: Yup it's obvious.
Hermione Granger: Don't say that guys! He might knock off more points!
Severs Snape: Oops too late. Thirty points from Gryffindor!
Ronald Weasley: But.... why?????
Harry Potter: He's a slimy git. It's in his nature.
Ronald Weasley: Yup.
Hermione Granger: Harry!!
Harry Potter: What!?!?
Severus Snape: FIFTY POINTS FROM GRYFFINDOR!!!
Harry Potter: Oh
Hermione Granger: Yeah, oh! I'll just ask the questions before you two come up with a another clever idea to get us killed, or worse, our house kicked out of the House Championship!
Ronald Weasley: She needs to sort out her priorities..
Hermione Granger: Okay so the question is from Dark_knight500 and it is: How did it feel like watching Harry grow into the spitting image of James and *strut* around the castle?
Severus Snape: Remind me again, why I agreed to this?
Hermione Granger: Because Dumbledore made you do this!
Severus Snape: Fine. Well, if you must know, it felt terrible watching him grow up to look just like my nemesis.
Harry Potter: Nemesis is a strong word sir.
Severus Snape: Your father pulled my pants down Potter! Don't you dare tell me what I can and cannot call him.
Ronald Weasley: *whistles* I bet it was a sight to see..
Hermione Granger: Yup
Severus Snape: Do you people want to lose the House Cup?
Hermione Granger: No!
Severus Snape: Then stop annoying me. *mumbles* And I thought Hufflepuffs were the dumb ones..
Harry Potter: Is this a bad time to point out that Snape had hairy legs in fifth year?
Ronald Weasley: And people call me the dumb one!!
Hermione Granger: Harry do you actually have a death wish or something?
Severus Snape: I hate you Potter. I hope you know that. You grew up to be just like your father; lazy, arrogant, weak...
Harry Potter: I'm not weak!
Severus Snape: And I'll just answer the full question now. Of course I loathed seeing Potter grow into the
spitting image of James. Watching him strut around the castle like he owned it, just like James.. I hated it.
Harry Potter: My dad didn't strut! And nor do I!
Severus Snape: Sure you don't.
Harry Potter: And yet....you protected me all these years?
Severus Snape: Only because of your mum!
Ronald Weasley: *whispers* Professor, after all this time?
Severus Snape: Always
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A/N
Q: Who feels like giving Snape a comforting hug? Please let there be someone who answers this question or else I'll feel awkward..XD
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