Severus Snape has updated his status:

Has anyone seen my bottle of Mr Slick?

Comments:

Ron Weasley: I cannot stop laughing right now.

Hermione Granger: Lol

Severus Snape: This is a serious matter! Twenty points from Gryffindor!

Ron Weasley: That is not fair!

Hermione Granger: I agree! It isn't! You can't just go around knocking points off for no reason!

Severus Snape: Ten more points Miss Granger.

Hermione Granger: But why???

Severus Snape: For being an insufferable know-it-all.

Hermione Granger: :-(

Harry Potter: Uh, what is Mr Slick?

Ron Weasley: LOL

Severus Snape: THE STUFF I PUT IN MY HAIR. POTTER WHERE IS IT?

Harry Potter: How am I supposed to know?

Draco Malfoy: You can use mine sir.

Severus Snape: Thank you Draco. Slytherin gets thirty points!

Hermione Granger: WHY?!?!?

Severus Snape: For helping a fellow hair-conscious guy with his hair problems.

Draco Malfoy: Hey, I've got three coupons for a hair oil treatment. Wanna come Professor?

Severus Snape: Sure, I'd love too! XD

Voldemort: I shall come as well.

Draco Malfoy: Professor, will you tell him or should I?

Severus Snape: You tell him.

Draco Malfoy: Well the thing is, my lord, these coupons are not for a hair transplant.

Voldemort: So?

Draco Malfoy: So they are useful to people who already have hair and....er....you're bald......

Voldemort: *silently sobs into his pillow*

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