Vernon Dursley updated his status:

He's watching the news again!

Comments:

Petunia Dursley: Ugh he was watching it yesterday too!

Harry Potter: I'm right here you know..

Dudley Durseley: Why are you watching it again?

Harry Potter: Well it changes everyday?

Ron Weasley: Ohhhh he burned you!

Hermione Granger: Roasted!

Fred Weasley: Applied ice to burned area..

Ron Weasley: #sassyharry

Harry Potter: XD

Petunia Dursley: Harry! Quit reading the paper!

Dudley Dursley: Yeah you read it yesterday!

Harry Potter: I have dumb relatives... Guys the paper changes everyday too...

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Okay that didn't turn out as good as I thought it would but please vote and comment. I got the idea for this from the fifth book :)