Harry Potter is online

Ronald Weasley is online

Hermione Granger is online

Draco Malfoy is online

Pansy Parkinson is online

Hermione Granger: Well...you all know why we're here..

Harry Potter: Yup!

Ronald Weasley: WE HAVE FANS!

Draco Malfoy: Shut up Weasley.

Ronald Weasley: Why don't you shut up Malfoy?

Draco Malfoy: Because I am better than you!

Hermione Granger: Shut up Malfoy! Let me get started!

Draco Malfoy: Pftt...finee!

Hermione Granger: Anyway, as you know, I'll be asking you a question and you'll answer it. Ready?

Harry Potter: Yep!

Ronald Weasley: YOU BET!

Draco Malfoy: I guess...

Pansy Parkinson: Just get it over with mudblood. I have places to be and people to meet!

Hermione Granger: This question is actually for you Pansy.

Pandy Parkinson: Can you ask the bloody question Granger? I don't even know why I'm doing this. You guys are not worth my time!

Hermione Granger: Sheesh somebody is too proud of themselves...

Panay Parkinson: You don't want to get on my bad side, mudblood!

Hermione Granger: I'm just going to ask the the question. So, Pansy, Unknowm_Alchemist asks:
How much do you love Draco and what would you do if he died?

Draco Malfoy: Can I go now?

Hermione Granger: Nope! You are staying here mister!

Draco Malfoy: But...

Hermione Granger: No buts!

Draco Malfoy: Fine...... :(((((

Hermione Granger: So Pansy, what's your answer...

Pansy Parkinson: I LOVE MY DRAKEY SO MUCH!!!!!!

Hermione Granger: Wow....calm down...

Pansy Parkinson: I am calm. Draco is just perfect okay? I would do anything for him..

Hermione Granger: Uh huh....so we've gathered..

Pansy Parkinson: And stay away from him!

Hermione Granger: Blimey Pansy. Nobody is taking him away you know!

Draco Malfoy: Well.....this is kinda awkward.....

Hermione Granger: Okay the question was that how much do love him, and what would you do if he died?

Draco Malfoy: Hey you can't just kill me off okay!?

Hermione Granger: We're just hypothetically speaking here Malfoy... So answer the question Pansy..

Pansy Parkinson: Well...do you see the night sky right now?

Hermione Granger: Yep!

Pansy Parkinson: Do you see the stars? Try to count them. That's how much I love him.

Harry Potter: That's....a lot of stars!

Ronald Weasley: *whistles^ Wow Malfoy.....haha

Draco Malfoy: *mumbles*. Don't you dare make fun of me Weasley!

Hermione Granger: And Pansy you still haven't answered the second part of the question..

Pansy Parkinson: Urghh finee. I will answer it you mudblood. After that we'll go have dinner. Okay, Drakey?

Draco Malfoy: *sigh* yeah yeah.

Harry Potter: I feel bad for you Malfoy.

Pansy Parkinson: How dare you feel bad for him Potter? He is much better than you! He is a pureblood!

Harry Potter: Well you see I feel bad for him because he doesn't exactly like...

Pansy Parkinson: Granger, just ask the question again. Drakey and I have to go.

Hermione Granger: Fine. And...do you have a memory problem or something? I just asked you the question a minute ago!

Ronald Weasley: You could also just scroll up you know...

Pansy Parkinson: Ugh just shut up you blood-traitor!

Hermione Granger: What would you do if Draco died, Pansy?

Pansy Parkinson: DON'T YOU DARE EVEN SAY THAT!! NOBODY CAN KILL DRAKEY! No one!

Hermione Granger: Ummm..

Harry Potter: *whispers* guys, guys, I think Pansy finally lost it...

Pansy Parkinson: I will hunt down whoever kills him and kill them myself. After torturing them.

Ronald Weasley: What if he dies of natural causes?

Pansy Parkinson: Then i'll hunt Potter down and kill him. Because he always hated him anyway..

Harry Potter: Okay now I'm sure she has gone mental -_-

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Q: Do you guys like The Fault In Our Stars? Random question, I know. I was just wondering... XD
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