(Try to imagine them talking in high-pitched squeaky voices)

IRockTheBeard= Albus Dumbledore.

ToughGuy101= Severus Snape

IRockTheBeard is online

ToughGuy101 is online

IRockTheBeard: Severus, we need to talk..

ToughGuy101: What's up, Albus?

IRockTheBeard: It's about... Harry.

ToughGuy101: Harry!!?? I thought we wren't going to mention Potter! All you can talk about is how important he is!

IRockTheBeard: Well, he is important!

ToughGuy101: Ugh whatever. Why do you want to talk about him?

IRockTheBeard: There will come a time when Harry Potter must be told something.

ToughGuy101: I would love to tell him that he is as arrogant as his father.

IRockTheBeard: Not that, grumpy-pants! The night Voldemort tried to kill him, the curse rebounded.

ToughGuy101: Woo-hoo bug whoop. Not.

IRockTheBeard: Quit being so difficult! Okay so as I was saying, Voldemort's soul latched itself into Harry. A part of him still lives inside Harry.

ToughGuy101: Okay that's bad.

IRockTheBeard: Yes. It is.

ToughGuy101: So when the time comes, the boy must die?

IRockTheBeard: Yes..he must die. And lord Voldemort himself must do it. That is totes important.

ToughGuy101: So you've been waiting so he could die at the proper moment?

IRockTheBeard: Pretty much. Yes.

ToughGuy101: You've been raising him like a pig for slaughter!

IRockTheBeard: Don't tell now you've grown to care for the boy, Severus.

ToughGuy101: Well.. I have okay? *wipes eyes* He is my sweet Lily's little boy after all.

IRockTheBeard: Lily?

ToughGuy101: His mother, Al. His mother.

IRockTheBeard: Ohhh that Lily! After all this time?

ToughGuy101: Always.

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A/N

So I hope you liked it! I just randomly imagined them talking like this and decided to write it down. Please, please tell me if it was good! I'd love some votes and comments :)