Lord Voldemort updated his status:

We must find Nagini. Apparently she has run away. Whoever finds her shall be rewarded.

Comments:

Bellatrix Lestrange: I shall find her my lord! When was the last time you saw her?

Lord Voldemort: This morning :(

Ronald Weasley: You know you could check your kitchen. Maybe she's there.

Lord Voldemort: I already checked all of her favorite spots Weasley.

Ronald Weasley: Oh

Lord Voldemort: Yeah.

Bellatrix Leatrange: Don't you worry my lord. I will find your snake for you. :)

Lord Voldemort: Thank you Bella.

Bellatrix Lestrange: It is my pleasure my lord. I'd love to help you out whenever I can.

Ronald Weasley: Gee that sounded kinda desperate..

Bellatrix Lestrange: Shut up Weasley!

Lord Voldemort: Bella I thought you went looking for Nagini?

Bellatrix Lestrange: Oops sorry my lord! I'll have your snake in no time! Don't you worry :)

Lord Voldemort: You better find it. I need it.

Harry Potter: Awww, Voldy's lost his pet!

Lord Voldemort: Shut up Potter!

Harry Potter: Fred and George invented this cool new cologne that smells like whatever you want it to smell like. Wanna smell it?

Lord Voldemort: Potter! You know I cannot smell anything!

Harry Potter: Ahh that I do know. So what are you doing while I smell this wonderful cologne?

Lord Voldemort: I'm having dinner with my parents. Ha!

Harry Potter: Didn't you kill them? Or get them killed or something?

Lord Voldemort: Ohh yeahh... well that backfired.

Harry Potter: Hahahaa XD Now I'm styling my hair :)

Lord Voldemort: Well I'll have you know that I rock the bald look :)

Harry Potter: Who told you that?

Lord Voldemort: Bellatrix :/

Harry Potter: That is sad..

Lord Voldemort: *mumbles: I have no nose, no parents, and no hair. I want to kill someone.*

Ronald Weasley: You forgot one other thing...

Lord Voldemort: *sniffs* what's that?

Ronald Weasley: No life. Cuz you know, you take pride in talking to a snake instead of people.

Lord Voldemort: *starts sobbing*

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