Percy Jackson updated his status:

Can Hades please stop sending me death threats?

Comments:

Annabeth Chase: What did he send you this time?

Percy Jackson: A death threat obviously!

Annabeth Chase: *smacks forehead* I mean what did he send to threaten you?

Percy Jackson: Oh right umm he sent me a slaughtered spider with a dagger sticking out of it.

Annabeth Chase: That is sick!

Piper McLeen: Ewwww!!

Percy Jackson: I know, and i thought he was finally becoming friendly.

Hades: I am being friendly :)

Percy Jackson: So stop sending me slaughtered insects!

Hades: No can do!

Percy Jackson: But why???

Hades: It amuses me.....

Percy Jackson: Well, next time I take a trip to the Underworld, I'll leave with Persephone. That will amuse ME, friend :)

Hades: NOW LISTEN HERE JACKSON, JUST BECAUSE WE ARE ALLIES DOES NOT MEAN YOU CAN LEAVE WITH MY GIRL!! Just wait till you get in a fatal accident!

Percy Jackson: Empty threats. Gotta love 'em.

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I don't really know if that was funny... Anyhow, vote and comment please :)