A Leech Called Pansy

Draco Malfoy updated his status:

I seriously need help to get rid of someone :/

Comments:

Ronald Weasley: Is she still bothering you?? Haha

Hermione Granger: Doesn't she ever give up? I mean she has a brain.....I think..

Draco Malfoy: She Is A Leech. I'm telling you.

Harry Potter: Who are we talking about here exactly?

Draco Malfoy: Shut up Potter. You lower the IQ of the whole street just by talking.

Harry Potter: Excuse me??? What was that Malfoy?

Draco Malfoy: It was what I said, Potter. I'm not repeating myself.

Harry Potter: Gee, somebody woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning..

Draco Malfoy: Shut your mouth!

Harry Potter: That would require me actually opening my mouth in the first place.

Ronald Weasley: Oooh Harry's got sass!

Hermione Granger: Yup
:)

Harry Potter: Kay Malloy, spill. What's going on?

Draco Malfoy: DID YOU JUST CALL ME MALLOY?

Harry Potter: I'm sorry! Haha I meant Malfoy!

Draco Malfoy: Ugh why do I even put up with you?

Harry Potter: No seriously, what's she done now?

Draco Malfoy: Pansy is making me eat snickers. I HATE snickers!

Harry Potter: ....-_-

Pansy Parkinson: Heeeyy Drakey!!

Ron Weasley: ......

Hermione Granger: .......

Pansy Parkinson: How much do you love me Drakey?

Harry Potter: Well that came out of nowhere.

Ronald Weasley: Yeah I didn't see that coming.

Hermione Granger: Draco, answer Pansy! Haha

Draco Malfoy: Look up at the stars and count them, Pansy. That's how much I love you.

Panay Parkinson: But Drakey! It's morning! There's not a single star in the sky!

Draco Malfoy: Exactly......

Harry Potter: LOL

Ronald Weasley: You got burned bad Pansy!

Hermione Granger: But the sun is considered a really big star.

Draco Malfoy: Quit being an insufferable know-it-all Granger.

Hermione Granger: Hmph :/

Hermione Granger: Hey I just noticed something! Malfoy, you used a reference to a muggle TV show!

Draco Malfoy: So? What if I do? -_-

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