Oh idk he just decided to sit there.

Oh my god

Draco: We are in public Potter save the talk for the room of requirements

Oh my god Draco, why do you make your gayness so obvious?

Oh my god can stupid Malfoy just CONTROL HIS SUPER GAYNESS ALREADY

Oh yeah, LINNY and DRARRY wooohoooo!

Well at least he's golden.

Oh my god just imagine people calling him and getting that, and being like, what do I do if it's none of the above?

ooohhh Now that's interesting!

YEAH HARRY you pissed off a pissed off pureblood brat.

O.o
His eyes a green as a fresh pickled toad
Hair as black as a blackboard
I wish he was mine he's really divine
The Hero who conquered the Dark Lord

Draco, you are not supposed to imagine your potions teacher, and godfather, with a sex life. ESPECIALLY at breakfast

Poor Draco

Harry: *gasps in shock*

Oh my god Oh my god Oh my god Oh my god Oh my god Oh my god DRARRY

Awwwwwwwwww Draco's a softie!

He climbed into a tree to get his attention! All the Slytherins knew he had a gigantic crush on Potter, everyone knew except Harry and a bunch of the boys.

Draco, You sent everyone letters about how perfect Potter was. And annoyed the crap out of the other Slytherins who sometimes wanted to relax without hearing, POTTER

Draco, I don't think the other Slytherins want to know about your sex life with the Chosen One