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"Of course I'm fucking right" me to everyone

Awwwwwwwwwwww All my fav gay ships 🚢

Even chained together they can't agree on who's fault it is

Harry Potters so bi that a queer club was created around him. Goals.

SO could a dedicated duck. My new comeback to anything.

Oh Harry

-Draco Malfoy, every day, every hour, every second. He spoke in his sleep, wanna know what he said? "Harry, babe, I love you so fucking much" *insert Draco moaning here*

Everyone ships Drarry, Mcgonagall, Narcissa, Ron, Hermione, Ginny, Luna aND EVERY SINGLE FUCKING PERSON IN HOGWARTS AND PIGFARTS

Draco, I applaud you.

I thought the last sentence said, Harry laughing as he kissed Dracos hard arse.

No..... DRACO HE LOVES YOU AND SO DO THE WEASLYS YOU ARE IMPORTANT AND SPECIAL AND WE LOVE YOU! HARRY MOST OF ALL!!

Oh no

Read it it's worth it.

Why do people bend forks in anger?

Yes Draco, THATS how you make someone like you

Harry let it go

Lucius is embarrassed that his son is gay for the bloody chosen one. Sirius is embarrassed that his godson is gay for a bloody ferret, even tho Sirius is gay for a bloody werewolf.

OH YEAHHHHHHH