Incorrect quotes
Some of these are quotes I found on google images, others are movie/tv show/book quotes. Very few are of my own inagination.
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Eva: Eva Lupin :)
McGonagall: Eva Lupin? Would you be related to Remus Lupin?
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Eva to Pansy: Sorry my Prada's at the cleaners! As well along with my hoodie and my fuck you flip flops, you pretentious douche bag!
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Harry seeing a wand for the first time: This is a stick, this is a stick!
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Sirius smirking at the no dogs allowed sign: Aint this ironic?
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Remus: You mean the world to me.
Sirius: That sounds gay, man.
Remus: We've been married for years.
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James: You know, you've got to stop sending me these mixed messages.
Lily: 'Go away' and 'I don't like you' are not mixed messages.
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Ron standing on a chair:
Hermione: What are you doing?
Ron: What do you mean? This is my house I can stand wherever I want.
Hermione: Wheres the spider?
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Draco: You're like an angel without wings.
Hermione: So like a person?
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Harry: Think you can answer a question without the usual level of sarcasm?
Eva: Think you can ask a question without the usual level of stupid?
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James: You need to come out!
Remus: I'm gay.
James; Not what I mean, but I support you.
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Remus: I couldn't sleep last night.
Peter: Usually when you can't sleep that means someone is thinking about you.
Remus: Who could be thinking about me?
Sirius:
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Blaise: Is that toy for ages five and up?
Theo: And I'm the up!
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Harry: Do you think I could fit fifteen marshmallows in my mouth?
Hermione: You're a hazard to society.
Eva: And a coward.
Ron: Do twenty.
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Harry: Eva is choking, I need to call 911 but the 9 isn't working!
Ron: Turn it upsidedown and use the 6.
Harry: Genius!
Eva: *Stops chocking mometarily* What the Fuck!
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Rita: I believe you said your childhood experience was satisfactory.
Harry: No I said it was a 'Sadness Factory'.
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Molly: I love this picture of the order, we were so happy.
Tonks: Wheres Albus?
Sirus: That's why we were so happy.
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Sirius: When I was small.
James: When?
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Before you go I'm going on Spring Break! I'll be back posting things April Fools day! This is to ensure I have content for all of you guys.
That's all folks!
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