Incorrect quotes

Some of these are quotes I found on google images, others are movie/tv show/book quotes. Very few are of my own inagination.

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Eva: Eva Lupin :)

McGonagall: Eva Lupin? Would you be related to Remus Lupin?

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Eva to Pansy: Sorry my Prada's at the cleaners! As well along with my hoodie and my fuck you flip flops, you pretentious douche bag!

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Harry seeing a wand for the first time: This is a stick, this is a stick!

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Sirius smirking at the no dogs allowed sign: Aint this ironic?

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Remus: You mean the world to me.

Sirius: That sounds gay, man.

Remus: We've been married for years.

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James: You know, you've got to stop sending me these mixed messages.

Lily: 'Go away' and 'I don't like you' are not mixed messages.

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Ron standing on a chair:

Hermione: What are you doing?

Ron: What do you mean? This is my house I can stand wherever I want.

Hermione: Wheres the spider?

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Draco: You're like an angel without wings.

Hermione: So like a person?

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Harry: Think you can answer a question without the usual level of sarcasm?

Eva: Think you can ask a question without the usual level of stupid?

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James: You need to come out!

Remus: I'm gay.

James; Not what I mean, but I support you.

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Remus: I couldn't sleep last night.

Peter: Usually when you can't sleep that means someone is thinking about you.

Remus: Who could be thinking about me?

Sirius:

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Blaise: Is that toy for ages five and up?

Theo: And I'm the up!

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Harry: Do you think I could fit fifteen marshmallows in my mouth?

Hermione: You're a hazard to society.

Eva: And a coward.

Ron: Do twenty.

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Harry: Eva is choking, I need to call 911 but the 9 isn't working!

Ron: Turn it upsidedown and use the 6.

Harry: Genius!

Eva: *Stops chocking mometarily* What the Fuck!

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Rita: I believe you said your childhood experience was satisfactory.

Harry: No I said it was a 'Sadness Factory'.

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Molly: I love this picture of the order, we were so happy.

Tonks: Wheres Albus?

Sirus: That's why we were so happy.

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Sirius: When I was small.

James: When?

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Before you go I'm going on Spring Break! I'll be back posting things April Fools day! This is to ensure I have content for all of you guys.

That's all folks!

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