Hey guys... WOW I haven't updated this story in ages but hey ho! I'm updating it now :)

Enjoy :) 

-THGHPforever14

RECAP OF NAMES :)

Harry Potter = Da-chosen-one-init

Ron Weasley = Ginger-ninja

Hermione Granger = Gryffindor-Princess

Draco Malfoy = Slytherin-Sex-god

Ginny Weasley = Bat-Bogey

Luna Lovegood = Loony- Lou

Neville Longbottom = Remembrall

Vincent Crabbe = Crabbe

Gregory Goyle = Goyle

Blaise Zabini = Sex-zee

Albus Dumbledore = Dumblin- Dude

Severus Snape = Snapist

Minerva McGonagall = Cats-Rule

AND A FEW NEW ONES:

Lord Voldemort = I-luv-unicorns

Dean Thomas = WestHamForever

Seamus Finnegan = Little-Leprechaun

Lavender Brown = Lav-Lav

Cormac Mclaggen = McLaggen-is-hot

Cho Chang = Seeker-Chang

Pansy Parkinson = Pansy-Malfoy

Colin Creevey = Picture-Boy

Da-chosen-one-init: I can’t believe Ron left us for Moldy Voldy :(

Gryffindor-Princess: But just think of the upsides, think of all the things we can do now that Ron is gone :)

Loony-Lou: We dnt have 2 watch him eat like an animal

Da-chosen-one-init: Thts a gd thing :)

Slytherin-Prince: Me and Mione can snog in public

Da-chosen-one-init: Not such a gd thing :(

Slytherin-Prince: Dnt be such a bore Potter

Gryffindor-Princess: Let’s all make a list of the things we can do now Ron’s gone :)

Loony-Lou: I Dnt have to watch him eat

Slytherin-Prince: I can snog my girlfriend in public

Gryffindor-Princess: I can study in peace!

Da-chosen-one-init: I can choose a gd Quidditch keeper instead of just pickin 1 cause he’s ma best friend. Perhaps McLaggen?

Remembrall: I can sleep... he snores soooo loudly!

WestHamForever: Agreed!

Little-Leprechaun: Yep...

Da-chosen-one-init: Hey, Dean, Seamus... Wots up!

Gryffindor-Princess: The Sky?

Da-chosen-one-init: Shut up Mione

Gryffindor-Princess: Yeah, like that’s gonna happen...

Loony-Lou: Guyz, bck 2 the list!!!! :D

WestHamForever: I can put football poster all over his side of the Dormitory! :D

Little-Leprechaun: You already do!?

Gryffindor-Princess: What can you do Seamus?

Little-Leprechaun: Um... I can do Irish dancing all over the room... he used to hate it!

Remembrall: WOO I LOVE IT WHEN YOU IRISH DANCE SEAMUS!!!!! XD

Loony-Lou: Um...

Gryffindor-Princess: ...

Da-chosen-one-init: You is weird right there Nev!?

Bat-Bogey: I can date who I want!! YAY! :D

WestHamForever: Did you ever look back Ginny?

Bat-Bogey: NO! Move on Thomas... we’re over 4 good!!!!

(Snapist has signed in)

Da-chosen-one-init: Just when I was all happy :(

Snapist: I’m unhappy dat Weasley’s gone... now I have no 1 to torment in my lessons... :(

Da-chosen-one-init: Yeah... but at least I dnt have to go with him in partners again... he’s as thick as a brick..!

Slytherin-Prince: Well dnt think you can go with Mione... she’s MINE! MWHAHA

Da-chosen-one-init: Duh... I wanna go with Pavarti, she’s HAWT STUFF!

Gryffindor-Princess: Harry? Didn’t you like go to the Yule Ball with her? If you thought she was *HAWT STUFF* you could have asked her out then...?

Da-chosen-one-init: I could’ve... but I was like totes crushing on Cho den Mione!! GOD GET UR FACTS RIGHT!!

Seeker-Chang: I’m still free if you want Harry ;)

Da-chosen-one-init: No thanks Chang... totes over u now! DUH!

(Seeker-Chang has signed out due to heartbreak)

Bat-Bogey: HARRY JAMES POTTER! I THOUGHT YOU FANCIED ME!

Da-chosen-one-init: Get over urself Ginny... I did b4 ur bro joined the Death Eaters!! NOW I HATE U!

(Bat-Bogey has signed out due to heartbreak)

Slytherin-Prince: Geez Potter, you really know how to wind a girl

Da-chosen-one-init: Sure do ;)

Gryffindor-Princess: DRACO LUCIUS MALFOY! DON’T YOU DARE ASK HIM FOR ADVICE...

So did you like it? I hope you did and that you vote, favourite, and comment because I will write this story more often now :)

-THGHPforever14