@BulgarianBonBon: Happy Birthday To My Beautiful Fiancé Hermione Jean Granger. @BooksAndCleverness. When I first saw you at Hogwarts your 4th year, I knew you were going to be my wife. I Love You So Much My Beautiful Queen 👸.

@BooksAndCleverness: Thanks Viktor. I Love You So Much Too. You are my Prince Charming.
@RedheadedBombshell: I remember when you couldn't decide between the blue and the periwinkle Yule Ball Dress.
@BooksAndCleverness: Ha Ha yeah, it was a very tough decision to make. I wanted to look good for Viktor.
@BulgarianBonBon: You always look good for me My Love.
@DeviousRedhead: Happy Birthday Mione! You look absolutely stunning!
@BooksAndCleverness: Thanks Gin!
@TheChosenOne: Happy Birthday To the Smartest Witch Of Her Age And My Bestie.
@WeasleyIsOurKing: Happy Birthday To My Favorite Know It All.
@BooksAndCleverness: Thanks Harry! Thanks Ronald 😑🙄

@BlazinHot: Happy Birthday To The Bravest Witch I Ever Knew, Especially when she talks back to The Dark Lord! Siriusly Hermione, no one talks back to The Dark Lord And lives but somehow you manage it. @BooksAndCleverness.

@BooksAndCleverness: I mean, if Voldemort doesn't want me to talk back to him, then he needs to keep his mouth shut.
@BulgarianBonBon: Really Mione! Please don't piss off a Dark Lord! I actually want you to be alive to marry you!
@BooksAndCleverness: I don't piss him off on Purpose.
@BlondeAndFabulous: I remember this! Aunt Bella was So Angry that she was ranting and cursing about it the entire night until Father finally got sick of hearing her voice and Used a silencing Spell On Her.
@RedheadedBombshell: no offense Draco but your Aunt Bellatrix is a batshit crazy bitch and I was glad when Mrs. Weasley killed her.
@DeviousRedhead: Oh yeah! That was Amazing! "Not My Daughter You Bitch!"
@BooksAndCleverness: Damn! I can't believe I missed Mrs. Weasley killing that bitch that Cruicioed Me and carved the word Mudblood Into My arm! Where was I when Mrs. Weasley killed Bellatrix?
@NarglesAndWrackspurts: you were in the Chamber Of Secrets with Viktor freeing all the Hogwarts House Elves And Kissing Viktor.
@RedheadedBombshell: It was Awesome Mione! Bellabitch got what she deserved and Neville's Parents Are finally avenged! I literally started cheering when Bitchatrix finally died.
@PlantBoyNev: after the war was over, my Gran And I went to St. Mungos to tell my parents Bellatrix/Bellabitch/Bitchatrix is dead and they are finally avenged.

@TheChosenOne: Happy Birthday To The Brains Of The Golden Trio And the woman who saves Ron's and my asses more times than either of us can count. @BooksAndCleverness
@WeasleyIsOurKing

@BooksAndCleverness: it's true. You two dumbasses would literally be dead without me And failing Hogwarts.
@BlondeBombshell: you guys really would have failed school and died if it wasn't for Hermione.
@RedheadedBombshell: I swear to Merlin you two can't do anything without Hermione.
@DeviousRedhead: I mean, I'm really not surprised anymore by this point.
@NarglesAndWrackspurts: Wrackspurts are buffudling your brain. @WeasleyIsOurKing
@TheChosenOne
@BulgarianBonBon: it's very concerning how dependent on Hermione you guys always seem.
@DeviousRedhead: they just don't know how to think for themselves so they depend on Hermione to think for them.

@WeasleyIsOurKing: Happy Birthday Mione! You are one of our best friends and it's lucky that we met you in 1st year. @BooksAndCleverness.

@BooksAndCleverness: Thanks Ron. I can't wait for the party at The Burrow tonight.
@BulgarianBonBon: and then afterwards we're gonna celebrate ourselves 😉😉😉😉😉😉
@BooksAndCleverness: I can't wait either My Love. @BulgarianBonBon.
@RedheadedBombshell: Cedric! Why don't we ever do anything like that?!! @HufflepuffHeartthrob: We do, almost every other night. @RedheadedBombshell.
@PrettyPansy: Kinky!
@DeviousRedhead: #KrumioneAndCedollyLove!

@BlondeAndFabulous: Happy Birthday To My Favorite Muggleborn who can really Pack A Punch. Siriusly Mione that really hurt! Love Ya Though Mione. @BooksAndCleverness

@BooksAndCleverness: LOL you have to admit Draco you deserved that punch. You were an absolute asshole back in school.
@BlondeAndFabulous: I know and I'm so sorry about Buckbeak. I caused unnecessary trouble that year and my father would do anything to be rid of that Hippogryff.
@NarglesAndWrackspurts: Draco Lucius Malfoy! How could you have a poor innocent creature sentenced to death?! Buckbeak was innocent and didn't deserve that!
@BlondeAndFabulous: I know Luna And I regret it. Unfortunately the decision has already been made and father has a lot of influence at the Ministry and on the school board.
@TheChosenOne: You are really lucky Hermione and I were able to save Buckbeak and I forgave you Drac.
@BulgarianBonBon: how were you able to save a Hippogryff from being executed?
@BooksAndCleverness: long story short, 3rd year I signed up for too many classes and got a Time Turner approved by the Ministry, So Harry And I went back in time to save Buckbeak and Sirius.
@RedheadedBombshell: I still can't believe you had a time turner and didn't let me use it.
@BooksAndCleverness: that's because if I let you use it, you wanted to go back in time to Curse and Hex Walburga Black And Bellatrix Black.
@RedheadedBombshell: That's because they deserve it for treating Sirius so horribly! Plus their names are Walbitcha and Bellabitch/Bitchatrix just like Umbridge's Name is Umbitch/Dumbbitch.
@BooksAndCleverness: well I can't exactly argue with that.

@DeviousRedhead: Happy Birthday To My Sister From Another Mister Hermione Jean Granger. @BooksAndCleverness.

@BulgarianBonBon: 🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵Wow Mione! You look absolutely beautiful! I can't wait until tonight, I need you now!
@BooksAndCleverness: Problem Viktor? 😉
@BulgarianBonBon: you know that there is!
@DeviousRedhead: I remember that photo shoot. That was so fun.
@RedheadedBombshell: that was your first photo shoot as a professional model.
@NarglesAndWrackspurts: there were no Nargles or Wrackspurts around that day.
@BulgarianBonBon: Hermione! Get over here right now!
@BooksAndCleverness: Coming Daddy.
@RedheadedBombshell: Damn Mione!
@DeviousRedhead: Take care of your man Mione!
@PrettyPansy: Get It Mione!

@RedheadedBombshell: Happy Birthday To My Bestie And Older Sister Hermione Jean Granger almost Hermione Jean Krum. @BooksAndCleverness.

@TheChosenOne: Hermione Granger, Literally the only person in the whole wide world who thinks being expelled is worse than being killed.
@WeasleyIsOurKing: "Now, if you two don't mind I'm going to bed before either of you can come up with another clever plan to get us killed or worse expelled." - Hermione Granger, 1st year.
@HufflepuffHeartthrob: Are you kidding me Hermione?! Being expelled is worse than being killed?!
@BulgarianBonBon: Hermione, I Love You Very Much but you need to sort out your priorities.
@BooksAndCleverness: I was 12 and school was very important to me Back then!
@TheChosenOne: I prefer Rebel Hermione. Like when you brewed Polyjuice Potion in Moaning Myrtle's Bathroom.
@RedheadedBombshell: no joke, but when I was just a kid, I legitimately thought that Moaning Myrtle was just Harry in a Wig And a Skirt.
@TheChosenOne: Hey!
@WeasleyIsOurKing: Oh Shit! Nice One Holls! 🙌
@BlondeAndFabulous: well they do look pretty similar so I really don't blame you for thinking that Holly.
@TheChosenOne: Draco! Your Supposed To Be On My Side!

@NarglesAndWrackSprurts: Happy Birthday To My Sister And The Best Friend I could ever ask for Hermione Granger.
@BooksAndCleverness.

@BooksAndCleverness: Thank You So Much Luna! I can't tell you enough how much you mean to me. ❤️
@DeviousRedhead: we have our own Trio. We're The Gryffinclaw Trio.
@RedheadedBombshell: we're also a Quartet. The Pretty Little Witches Quartet.
@PrettyPansy: Girl Power!
@BulgarianBonBon: I remember that dress. I saw you at the wedding and I couldn't help thinking you looked so beautiful just like you did at The Yule Ball. 😍😘❤️

@PrettyPansy: Happy Birthday To My Favorite Gryffindor And Sister Hermione Granger needs to hurry up and become Hermione Krum already! @BooksAndCleverness
@BulgarianBonBon.

@BooksAndCleverness: Chill Pansy! We actually just decided on a Wedding date. We're getting married next Christmas the day we went to The Yule Ball Together.
@RedheadedBombshell: can we still do our Merry Bitchmas: Welcome To Bitchland thing?
@BooksAndCleverness: yeah we can do that during the day as we're getting ready.
@BulgarianBonBon: what is Bitchmas anyway?
@TheChosenOne: yeah and why does it seem like something my sister came up with?
@RedheadedBombshell: Shut The Hell Up Harry James Potter!
@PrettyPansy: Lavender And Holly came up with the idea of Bitchmas Together. Last year we decided to add the Welcome To Bitchland thing to Merry Bitchmas.
@BlondeBombshell: Bitchmas is basically Christmas for us girls and every year Holly, Hermione, Ginny, Luna, Pansy, Daphne, Astoria, Parvati, Susan, Hannah, Padma And I all get together to celebrate Christmas, Bitch Style. It's pretty self explanatory, plus it gives us an excuse to be Bitches.
@WeasleyIsOurKing: you don't really need an excuse for that.
@DeviousRedhead: Shut Up Ronald Bilius Weasley Or I will not hesitate to Bat Boogie Hex You!
@RedheadedBombshell: I was voted the leader since I'm HBIC.
@TheChosenOne: that's really not surprising.
@RedheadedBombshell : Shut Up Harry James Potter Before I achieve what Voldemort has never been able to do and kill you and I become an only sibling!

@NottMyProblem: Happy Birthday To This Gorgeous Gryffindor Hermione Granger.
@BooksAndCleverness.

@BulgarianBonBon: you are literally killing me with all these Gorgeous Photo Shoots Mione!
@DeviousRedhead: Queen 👸
@BlondeBombshell: Mione you look absolutely amazing! 💁‍♀️
@RedheadedBombshell: Bow down to The Queen 🙇‍♀️👸🙇‍♀️👸
@PrettyPansy: Queen Hermione Granger For The Win! 👸
@BlondeAndFabulous: You Go Mione!
@BlazinHot: Wow! If I were straight, I would definitely tap that. No offense Theo.
@BooksAndCleverness
@NottMyProblem.
@NottMyProblem: I feel like I should take offense to that.
@BulgarianBonBon: Back Off My Fiancé Zabini!
@TheChosenOne: Looking Good Mione.
@WeasleyIsOurKing: Hermione, your a girl.
@BooksAndCleverness: Oh very well spotted.
@NarglesAndWrackspurts: Hermione you look lovely.
@PlantBoyNev: Wow Hermione! 😍
@BulgarianBonBon: Stay Away From My Fiancé Longbottom!