AN: in honor of Hermione Granger's Birthday today, I decided to make a whole chapter dedicated to Hermione! Warning this Chapter will be the longest chapter yet!

BulgarianBonBon: Happy Birthday To The Love Of My Life @BooksAndCleverness. I Love You So Much Hermione Jean Granger And I can't wait to spend more Birthdays with you. ❤️❤️❤️❤️😘😘😘😘😍😍😍😍. You will always be My Queen 👸 Hermione.

Tagged: @BooksAndCleverness

@BooksAndCleverness: Oh Viktor Thank You! I Love You Too My King 🤴❤️❤️❤️❤️😍😍😍😍😘😘😘😘
@TheChosenOne: Happy Birthday Hermione! @BooksAndCleverness
@BooksAndCleverness: Thanks Harry! @TheChosenOne
@WeasleyIsOurKing: Happy Birthday Mione @BooksAndCleverness
@BooksAndCleverness: Thanks Ron.
@DeviousRedhead: Happy Birthday Girl! Your still the brightest witch of her age @BooksAndCleverness
@RedheadedBombshell: Happy Birthday Mione! We totally need to have a girls night out to celebrate @BooksAndCleverness.
@NarglesAndWrackspurts: Happy Birthday Hermione @BooksAndCleverness. The Nargles are telling me this will be a Birthday you'll never forget.
@BooksAndCleverness: Thanks Ginny Holly And Luna @DeviousRedhead @RedheadedBombshell @NarglesAndWrackspurts.
@RedheadedBombshell we will have a girls night to celebrate. @NarglesAndWrackspurts Viktor's taking me out tonight to celebrate so we shall see if it's a birthday I'll never forget. @BulgarianBonBon.
BulgarianBonBon: Oh it will be @BooksAndCleverness @NarglesAndWrackspurts. I have something special planned.

@RedheadedBombshell: Happy Birthday Mione @BooksAndCleverness. I hope you have an amazing birthday.

Tagged: @BooksAndCleverness

@BooksAndCleverness: Thanks Holls!
@HufflepuffHeartthrob: Happy Birthday Hermione @BooksAndCleverness.
@BooksAndCleverness: Thank You So Much Cedric. @HufflepuffHeartthrob
@PlantBoyNev: Happy Birthday Mione @BooksAndCleverness
@BooksAndCleverness: Thank You Neville @PlantBoyNev.

@WeasleyIsOurKing: Happy Birthday Mione @BooksAndCleverness. Remember when you set fire to Snape in our 1st year? That will never not be funny.

Tagged: @BooksAndCleverness

@BooksAndCleverness: it's not funny Ronald! I could've gotten expelled for doing that! I'm lucky nobody found out it was me!
@TheChosenOne: yeah because being expelled is a lot worse than getting killed, right Mione? @BooksAndCleverness.
@BooksAndCleverness: Shut Up Harry! @TheChosenOne.
@BulgarianBonBon: Hermione, You set fire to a teacher? @BooksAndCleverness.
@WeasleyIsOurKing: yeah and since it was Snape, it was hilarious! @BulgarianBonBon @BooksAndCleverness.
@RedheadedBombshell: You set fire to Snape!? @BooksAndCleverness now this I've gotta hear!
@BooksAndCleverness: I had to @BulgarianBonBon @RedheadedBombshell! It was at Harry's @TheChosenOnes very first Quidditch Match And Someone was jinxing Harry's broomstick. I thought it was Snape, so to save my best friend, I set fire to Snape using the Bluebell Flame Charm I learned.
@BlondeAndFabulous: YOU SET FIRE TO MY GODFATHER!? @BooksAndCleverness
@BooksAndCleverness: Shit!

@PlantBoyNev: Happy Birthday Hermione Granger @BooksAndCleverness, the most badass witch I know next to McGonagall.

Tagged: @BooksAndCleverness

@BooksAndCleverness: oh lord! Is that really what my hair looked like back then?! And was I really that Bossy!?
@TheChosenOne: Yes. Yes you were Mione @BooksAndCleverness.
@WeasleyIsOurKing: it's LeviOSA not LevioSAR @BooksAndCleverness.
@BooksAndCleverness: You two are never gonna let me live that down are you? @TheChosenOne @WeasleyIsOurKing
@TheChosenOne: Never!
@WeasleyIsOurKing: not even in the slightest.
@BulgarianBonBon: You look adorable as a kid my Queen 👸 @BooksAndCleverness
@BooksAndCleverness: Thank You My King 🤴
@NarglesAndWrackspurts: that's how you came up with your username @BooksAndCleverness!
@BooksAndCleverness: Books And Cleverness. There are more important things like Friendship and Bravery @NarglesAndWrackspurts.

@TheChosenOne: Happy Birthday To the brains of The Golden Trio Hermione Jean Granger @BooksAndCleverness. Without you Ron And I would be dead.

Tagged: @BooksAndCleverness @WeasleyIsOurKing

@BooksAndCleverness: it's true. You two idiots would be dead without me @TheChosenOne @WeasleyIsOurKing
@DeviousRedhead: this information does not even suprise me in the slightest. You two are dumbasses and would definitely be dead without Mione @WeasleyIsOurKing @TheChosenOne @BooksAndCleverness.
@BulgarianBonBon: Hermione , You are gonna Tell me every little thing you got up to at Hogwarts And it's not up for discussion @BooksAndCleverness
@BooksAndCleverness: Ok but hopefully you don't kill me by the end of it @BulgarianBonBon.

@BlondeAndFabulous: Happy Birthday Hermione @BooksAndCleverness. I Love it when you're anger's not directed towards me. It's just downright hilarious when you go off on Ron.

Tagged: @BooksAndCleverness @WeasleyIsOurKing

@BooksAndCleverness: I still stand by what I said. You are a complete arse Ronald Weasley @WeasleyIsOurKing.
@WeasleyIsOurKing: Me! What The Bloody Hell Did I Do!? @BooksAndCleverness.
@DeviousRedhead: Everything! And whatever you did then to earn Hermione's Wrath I'm sure you totally deserved it Ronald @WeasleyIsOurKing @BooksAndCleverness.
@BooksAndCleverness: oh believe me, he did Gin. @DeviousRedhead.
@DeviousRedhead: I'm really not suprised by that @BooksAndCleverness.
@BooksAndCleverness: this is one of the many reasons why we could never work as a couple Ronald. We're always fighting and you're always making me mad. I'm Much better with Viktor and your much better with Lavender @WeasleyIsOurKing @BulgarianBonBon @BlondeBombshell
@BlondeBombshell: where are you guys when you were yelling at Won Won? @BooksAndCleverness @WeasleyIsOurKing @TheChosenOne.
@WeasleyIsOurKing: we were in The Forest Of Dean Hunting Horocruxs. @BlondeBombshell
@BulgarianBonBon: HOROCRUXS! Hermione you have some explaining to do! @BooksAndCleverness
@BooksAndCleverness: will everyone stop exposing all my secrets? I actually want my boyfriend to be alive thank you very much!

@NarglesAndWrackspurts: Happy Birthday Hermione @BooksAndCleverness. You are one of the best friends I could ever ask for. Thank you for befriending me when no one else would.

Tagged: @BooksAndCleverness

@BooksAndCleverness: Thanks Luna! This really means a lot to me.
@DeviousRedhead: very well put Luna.
@RedheadedBombshell: Luna you're a True Ravenclaw And an amazing friend. Unlike Hoe Chang.
@DeviousRedhead: is she still trying to steal Cedric away from you? @RedheadedBombshell
@RedheadedBombshell: Yes @DeviousRedhead And I can't stand it! She literally flirts with him right in front of me and tells him he can do much better than me! She claims I stole him from her!
@DeviousRedhead: That Fucking Bitch! I will bat boogy hex her and have Fred And George prank the hell out of her!
@JokesterTwin1: we will be happy to prank Cho @RedheadedBombshell @DeviousRedhead.
@JokesterTwin2: we'll make her regret even coming near Cedric unless she wants to keep getting pranked. @RedheadedBombshell.
@HufflepuffHeartthrob: I don't like Cho. I'm So In Love With You Holly Lily Rose Potter. I want you to be my wife, not Cho.
@RedheadedBombshell: was that a proposal @HufflepuffHeartthrob
@HufflepuffHeartthrob: Not yet it wasn't. @RedheadedBombshell.

@PrettyPansy: Happy Birthday Hermione Granger @BooksAndCleverness. I hope Viktor makes your birthday Romantic And Special @BulgarianBonBon. You two are so adorable together I literally tie with Ginny as the Captain of The Krumione Ship @DeviousRedhead.

Tagged: @BooksAndCleverness @BulgarianBonBon @DeviousRedhead.

@DeviousRedhead: fine, but I'm still 1st Captain On The Krumione Ship.
@BlondeAndFabulous: where were you guys in this picture? @BooksAndCleverness @BulgarianBonBon
@BulgarianBonBon: this was taken in The Chamber Of Secrets during The Battle Of Hogwarts.
@BooksAndCleverness: I will never forget that moment @BulgarianBonBon. That was one of the best kisses we've ever shared.
@DeviousRedhead: MY KRUMIONE SHIP JUST GETS SWEETER AND SWEETER EVERYTIME! #Krumione
@PrettyPansy: #Krumione
@BlazinHot: #Krumione
@NottMyProblem: #Krumione
@TheChosenOne: #Krumione
@WeasleyIsOurKing: #Krumione
@BlondeAndFabulous: #Krumione
@PlantBoyNev: #Krumione
@NarglesAndWrackspurts: #Krumione
@RedheadedBombshell: #Krumione
@HufflepuffHeartthrob: #Krumione

@BlazinHot: Happy Birthday Hermione Granger @BooksAndCleveness, one half of the bestest and greatest Ship ever Krumione.

Tagged: @BooksAndCleverness @BulgarianBonBon

@BooksAndCleverness: Bestest is not a word but Thank you Blaise.
@BulgarianBonBon: everyone seems to Ship Me And Hermione @BooksAndCleverness, as they should !
@DeviousRedhead: OMG! Just Get Married Already And Make Pretty Krumione Babies! @BooksAndCleverness @BulgarianBonBon.
@BooksAndCleverness: @DeviousRedhead @BulgarianBonBon Gin, I'm not Pregnant.
@DeviousRedhead: @BooksAndCleverness @BulgarianBonBon not yet anyway. I Will Have My Krumione Babies One Way Or Another!

@NottMyProblem: Happy Birthday To The Badass Hermione Jean Granger @BooksAndCleverness. I remember when Ron And Harry @WeasleyIsOurKing @TheChosenOne dared you to go up to Draco @BlondeAndFabulous to tell him you were pregnant when you actually weren't. I still laugh my ass off about you punching him to this day!

Tagged: @BooksAndCleverness @WeasleyIsOurKing@TheChosenOne@BlondeAndFabulous

@BlondeAndFabulous: it wasn't funny Theo! It hurt like hell! That's the 2nd time you've ever punched me! @BooksAndCleverness
@BulgarianBonBon: ooh! I've gotta hear these stories!
@PrettyPansy: @BulgarianBonBon the first time Mione @BooksAndCleverness ever punched Draco @BlondeAndFabulous it was in 3rd year. Draco was bragging to Crabbe And Goyle about getting Hagrid's Hippogryff executed and being an asshole. Hermione here got angry and called him " A Foul, Loathsome , Evil Little Cockroach " Before she punched him in the face.
@BlazinHot: @BulgarianBonBon the 2nd time Hermione @BooksAndCleverness punched Draco @BlondeAndFabulous was when The Gryffindors were all playing a game of Truth and Dare. It was Mione's turn and she chose Dare. Harry And Ron @TheChosenOne @WeasleyIsOurKing Came Up With the dare that she had to go up to Draco And Tell Him she was pregnant with his child. She does her dare and tells him she's pregnant. He doesn't believe her and basically calls her fat so she punches him and knocks him unconscious this time.
@BooksAndCleverness: I AM NOT FAT DRACO MALFOY!!! @BlondeAndFabulous.
@BulgarianBonBon: I'm the only one who can get you pregnant @BooksAndCleverness.

@DeviousRedhead: Happy Birthday To My Best Friend And Sister Hermione Granger @BooksAndCleverness. I am so thankful that Ron @WeasleyIsOurKing chose to be smart for once in his life and become your friend. Otherwise I never would've met you.

Tagged: @BooksAndCleverness @WeasleyIsOurKing.

@BooksAndCleverness: Thanks Ginny. I'm so glad your my best friend and sister too.
@WeasleyIsOurKing: Hey! I Am SO Smart Ginny @DeviousRedhead!
@TheChosenOne: No your not Ron. @WeasleyIsOurKing.
@BulgarianBonBon: @DeviousRedhead @RedheadedBombshell @TheChosenOne @NarglesAndWrackspurts @WeasleyIsOurKing @PrettyPansy @PlantBoyNev @BlazinHot @BlondeAndFabulous @NottMyProblem @BlondeBombshell @HufflepuffHeartthrob DM's Now!