@RedheadedBombshell: Ok, I have a confession to make you guys and not even Harry Knows this. I'm an actress on a Muggle Show Called Riverdale And Not Only that, but I'm also a Muggle Cheerleader. Look, Our Muggle Relatives Are abusive and they hate Magic, mainly because Aunt Petunia is a Jealous And Bitter Bitch. It's so obvious she's always been Jealous Of Mom because Mom's the better Looking Sister, the nicer sister and she had magic, So I used to sneak out whenever I could and did Cheerleading. I also did accidental apportion to get to Canada where the show is filmed and no one even noticed I was gone. Not even Harry. On Riverdale, I play a character named Cheryl Blossom And I channeled my HBIC personality into Cheryl's character. I just felt like I had to confess to you guys.

@TheChosenOne: Holly it's ok. We completely understand why you kept this from us.
@HufflepuffHeartthrob: who are all those people in the pictures with you?
@RedheadedBombshell: Charles Melton who plays Reggie Mantle On Riverdale, Vanessa Morgan My BFF who plays Toni Topaz On Riverdale, Camila Mendes who plays Veronica Lodge On Riverdale, Lili Reinhart Who plays Betty Cooper On Riverdale And Madchen Amick Who plays Alice Cooper On Riverdale.
@DeviousRedhead: wow so you have some top secret life that we don't even know about.
@RedheadedBombshell: actually I have at least 2 Secret lives that you know about now. That I'm an actress on a show called Riverdale And I'm a Cheerleader and I'm a trained assassin called Black Widow.
@BooksAndCleverness: oh yeah! I remember that one mission you went on where you were in the middle of an interrogation and this moron was giving you everything.
@PrettyPansy: I remember that! What exactly happened on that mission?
@RedheadedBombshell: well Fury sent me to Russia on a mission and since men think that women are weak, I was able to emotionally manipulate them by making them think that I am weak. Since they won't expect anything, It makes it easier to defeat them. So I'm tied to a chair when Coulson Calls threatening to blow up the lobby. I told him "are you kidding? I'm working." After he told me they need me to come in. "This takes pressidence," Coulson told me. "I'm in the middle of an interrogation and this moron is giving me everything." I told Coulson. The Russian guy George Luchkov looks at me saying "I don't give everything." I give him a look like "are you sure about that?" Coulson Tells me that Clint Barton my father figure and best friend has been comprised so while I put Coulson on hold , I kicked ass from the chair.
@DeviousRedhead: Coulson was just sitting there on the phone while you were fighting like it was a normal thing and he's used to it.
@RedheadedBombshell: that's because he is used to it and it doesn't a normal thing.
@BlondeBombshell: remember when you kidnapped Cormac McLaggin?
@RedheadedBombshell: he took the camera, he's gonna make it look like I kidnapped him!
@PrettyPansy: you did kidnap him Holly.
@RedheadedBombshell: well now he can prove it.
@BooksAndCleverness: Lavender Told Luna about the Texts.
@DeviousRedhead: What? Why would she do that?
@BooksAndCleverness: Because She's Lavender.
@HufflepuffHeartthrob: what are you girls talking about?
@BulgarianBonBon: yeah what have you been doing now?
@RedheadedBombshell: trust me, you don't wanna know.
@DeviousRedhead: yeah and it has nothing to do with blinding bitches, that's a completely separate thing.
@BooksAndCleverness: Ginny!
@TheChosenOne: I'm sorry, did you just say you blinded someone!?
@DeviousRedhead: yeah but it was only Jenna, which she had coming since she's such a bitch anyway, trying to manipulate everyone and take Holly's title as Queen 👸 Bee. She's actually worse now that she's blind and I didn't think that was even possible. The truth is we're called Pretty Little Bitches but we're also called Pretty Little Liars.
@BlondeBombshell: OMG Ginny please Shut Up Now!