Fred: Interesting chat name

George: Why did you change it?

Ron: Because no one talked in this chat for the whole week

Hermione: And you didn't start a conversation because...

Ron: Because I had nothing to say

Hermione: 🤦🏻‍♀️

Ron: I usually like to go with the flow

Hermione: 🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️

Ron: Don't blame me!

Hermione: I'm not, I'm blaming the boy who lived

Harry: What did I do!?

Harry: I didn't do anything!

Harry: My heart is in pieces, I say, pieces

Harry: 💔

Hermione: I was being sarcastic

Ron: So it is my fault

Hermione: No, it's Malfoys

Draco: What! What did I do wrong?

Fred: You exist

George: You are in this chat

Fred: You hate Gryffindor

George: I know, here is everything wrong with you

Fred: Exactly

Draco: 😒😒

Harry: Hey Ginny can I tell you something

Ginny: I want to tell you something too

Harry: You start

Ginny: No you start

Neville: Luna...

Luna: Neville...

Hermione: Why are you two saying each other's names

Draco: Probably deciding the middle name of their first child.

Draco: Oh chicken

Ron: *Grabs Chicken*

Draco: *Grabs chicken back and has no idea why weasley gave chicken a capitol c*

Ron: *Complains about Malfoy taking his chicken and says its because chicken is a name*

Draco: *Complains back*

Ron: *Punches malfoy*

Draco: *Punches Weasley and has no idea why his surname is not in capitol m*

Ron: *Stomps feet and says because malfoy is not a name*

Draco: *Stomps feet*

Hermione: *Sighs*

Hermione: Boys!

Hermione: Their is only one way to stop them, if you want me too

Neville: Please!

Luna: I wanna hear what Ginny was saying to Harry

Neville: And I wanna hear what Harry was saying to Ginny

Harry and Ginny: 😶

Fred: I dunno....

George: It's intresting....

Fred: FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT!

George: What is this? Fight!

Ron and Draco: *Starts fighting wit eachother*

Hermione: THAT'S IT!

Hermione added MaGonicall to the chat

MaGonicall: What is it, I'm busy in class

MaGonicall: Mr Creevey and Mrs Robins have got detention

Ginny: For...

MaGonicall: That is none of your business Mrs Weasley

Ginny:*Whispers* I promise I won't tell

Hermione: 🤦🏻‍♀️

MaGonicall: They were...

Demelza: Professor can you stop licking me

Colin: Please don't professor

Colin: 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Ginny: 🤭

MaGonicall:....

Hermione: You are not teaching are you?

MaGonicall: Well...

Demelza added Snape to the chat

Demelza: Is she with you?

Snape: Minerva stop licking me!

MaGonicall: 😶

Hermione added Sprout to the chat

Sprout: Minerva stop eating my plants

Neville: Professor you are destroying my work

Neville: My whole life just flashed before my eyes

Luna: 🙄

Colin: Fight, Fight, FIGHT!

Ginny: ???

Demelza: PROFFESER!

Snape: MINERVA!

Sprout: MAGONCIALL

Demelza added Dumbledore to the chat

Ginny: Why?

Dumbledore: MACONICALL

Minerva: Albus you know perfectly well..

Dumbledore: I'm sorry, I'm so sorry

Minerva: That's better, now Mrs Granger why did you add me

Fred: Fight!

George: Harder!

Colin: *Chops popcorn watching Demelza fight with MaGonicall er Professor MaGonicall*

Draco and Ron: *Fighting each other*

Fred: Fight!

George: Harder!

Draco and Ron: *Fighting each other*

Fred: Fight!

George: Harder!

Draco and Ron: *Fighting each other*

Fred: Fight!

George: Harder!

Minerva: Silence!

Snape, Sprout, Neville and Demelza: 🤨🙄😤

Snape, Sprout, Neville and Demelza: *Continue trying to throw of MaGonicall er Professor MaGonicall and are shouting*

Minerva: Mr Malfoy

Minerva: Mr Weasley

Minerva: Mr Weasley

Minerva: Mr Weasley

Minerva: One hundred points from Slytherin for fighting and encouraging fighting

Minerva: Each

Hermione: Thankyou professor

Luna: 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

Ginny: 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

Sprout: Minerva I told you never touch my special plants....

Sprout: 😡😡😡😡😡

Draco: She has a temper like Granger 

Hermione: 😡😡😡😡😡

Ginny: Malfoy is right!

Ron: Wow...

Ron: You know I think Snivillus put you under a potion or something Ginny

Minerva: 10000 points from Slythrin for insulting a teacher Mr Weasley

Draco: But-

Ron: Ok professor 

Ron: 😃😄😆😉😊😌🙃

Hermione: Professor should I remove you now?

Hermione: Professor?

Hermione: Professor MaGonicall?

MaGonicall: HELP ME! I'M BEING CHASED BY THREE INSANE PEOPLE!

Colin: *Crunches Popcorn*

Hermione: 😑

Neville: Hufflepuff can be so mean you guys, did you now that?

Ron: You have got to be kidding

Neville: No I'm not

Colin: *Yawns and eats more popcorn*

Demelza: Their you are, I have been looking for you everywhere

Ginny: If you are their then who is the third person chasing Professor MaGonicall?

Neville: Oh it's me

Harry: Why?

Neville: Because its fun

Fred: Cool, I'm going to join in

George: Me too

Hermione: 🤦🏻‍♀️

Ron: I'm following

Ginny: I bet this is going to add badly

Neville: No one will bet you on that, how bad can it be?

Ron: 20 gallons

Ginny: Alright

Neville: 🤦🏻‍♂️

Luna: Don't be like Hermione Neville

Hermione: I'm not that bad

Ginny: Just stop and think about the things you have in common

Hermione: And what is that?

Luna: Yeah what do we have in common🤔

Ginny: YOU HAVE ME AS A FRIEND!

Hermione:...

Luna:...

Neville: 🤭

Ginny: And I have something to tell Harry

Harry: You can still tell it now, and I can tell my something to you

Ginny: Alright, I'll start then

MaGonicall: Nooooooo!

Sprout: Yes, yes, yes!

Hermione: What happen?

Colin: Sprout took MaGonicall's wig

Demelza: It's  kinda funny

Colin: *Hands over popcorn*

Demelza:*Takes some popcorn*

Colin: *Takes back popcorn*

Hermione: Wig?

Fred: OH MY GOD!

George: MAGONICALL TOOK SPROUT'S WIG

Hermione:...

Hermione: Headmaster?

Dumbledore: Hello young wife

Hermione: ???

Dumbledore: Did I write that, today's technology

Dumbledore: Oh, chicken

Hermine: Uh...

Dumbledore: Yum, yum sugar plum my love

Dumbledore: *Gobbles whole chicken

Hermione: Remind me why you made this chat Harry

Harry: It was suppose to be me and Ron but to uninvited gests joined

Hermione: 🤨

Harry: One was an uninvited guest

Ron(privet message to Harry): Can we remove her?

Harry(privet message to Ron): Unless you want to die sure

Ron(privet message to Harry): Nope, but she isn't bad compony though

Draco: I am most likely the used to be uninvited guest

Harry: You are still uninvited

Fred: Hi, I'm Malfoy, Draco Malfoy

Ron: *Coughs to hide laughter*

George: Do you want to be friends with me

Draco: My father will hear about this!

Draco added Lucius to the chat

Hermione removed Lucius from the chat

MaGonicall: HELP! CAT ATTACK!

Neville: Curiouser and curiouser

Luna: You are starting to sound like Alice in wonderland

Neville: Exactly

Ginny: What has Luna done to you?

Colin: Look, Snape got shampoo on his hair

Ginny: WHAT! Where!?

Harry: Finally

Ron: You know I think that he could have been your father

Snape: I hate you Weasley and your twins

Snape: I'm not in love with James Potter

Ron: Oh right

Ron: You are in love with Harry Potter

Fred: Weasley Wizard Wheezes, newest product

George: The Shampoo

Fred: Use this on anyone with greasy hair

George: Which you want cleaned

Fred and George: Weasley Wizard Wheezes!

Hermione: Honestly, no one would wanna buy that

Ron: Is their a discount for brothers?

Fred and George: No!

Ron: 😤

Ginny: You know what Harry

Harry: Yeah

Ginny: Let's do whatever we have to say to each other some other day

Harry: Agreed

Ginny: Remember you owe me 20 gallons Ronnie!

Harry and Ginny: *Talk with each other and ignore all the yelling, screaming, laughter, new products, cats, dogs, chicken, fighting, angry Sprout, crying Snape,  spoiled MaGonicall, bald Sprout and MaGonicall, Ron and Dumbledore who are fighting over chicken, Demelza and Colin having popcorn, Hermione playing with crookshanks, Scabbers running away, the fire, giant squib, mermaids, explosions, detentions, students, Luna and Neville having a moment, the castle falling down, owls flying, the dark mark in the sky, the death eaters, spells flying in the sky, Voldemort, black dog animagus, nagini, a werewolf , dead Dumbledore, deaths,  and Sirius Black*

Harry: Wait, SIRIUS BLACK!

Draco: And you are going to ignore the fact that Voldemort is here? And I'm about to add him.

Harry: Yes!

Ron: Look Sirius Black is innocent and is flying away with Buckbeak and Peter Pettigrew framed him

Draco: Yeah right

Ron: No one is asking you Malfoy

Hermione: Crookshanks is smart!

Draco added Tom to the chat

Hermione removed Tom to the chat

Ginny: I think this is the most eventful year since my time in Hogwarts

Draco added Tom to the chat

Tom: I am 

Ginny: Hi Tom, how are you doing?

Tom: Excuse me

Ginny: Out their you might be powerful, immoral and all but here you are still sixteen

Hermione: And you are early

Tom: Oh, retreat!

Hermione removed Tom from the chat

Colin: *Eats popcorn*

Demelza: How are you still....?