Harry: Attack! ATTACK!

Harry: Hermione has been attacked!

Ginny: What?

Draco: The mudblood has got herself petrified 

Ron: Malfoy did you do anything

Luna: I don't think so, I mean he was with us the whole time

Demelza: She has got a point you know

Neville:👀

Luna: I do that sometimes

Harry: I really have to start hanging out with you lot

Colin: Yes, I might finally get his autograph

Harry: Never mind

Ginny: Hey guys is it just me or do you see a giant basilisk in front of you?

Harry: WHAT!

Harry: Wait, Ginny, I'll save you 

Ron: What is going on?

Harry: Ginny is in the chamber

Ron: How did you...?

Harry: She told me everything in privet chat

Harry: *Puts sword of Gryffindor through basilisk*

Harry: *Poses*

Harry: *Nearly dies*

Harry: *Gets back up* 

Harry: *Defeats Voldemort*

Harry: *Who is like a 16 year old*

Harry: *Dances*

Harry: *Poses again*

Harry: *Wakes up Ginny*

Harry: *Hugs a crying Ginny

Ginny: *Kicks Harry for lying about her*

Ginny: *Comforts crying Harry*

Harry: *Rolls eyes about lies and the fact that Ginny is crying*

Ginny: *Hits Harry with Diary*

Ginny: I am not crying

Harry: It's ok, you don't have to lie

Harry: I'll keep you safe

Ginny: 🙄

Ron: GINNY! Are you ok!

Ginny: Now you sound like mum

Ginny: Oh great, now you're hugging me

Draco: You are so lucky!

Draco: My family doesn't even love me!

Ginny: When your brother is hugging you, you feel safe?

Ginny: Wait are you feeling jealous

Ginny: YES!YES!YES!

Ginny: Pay up Colin

Colin: Well at least Demelza owes me 10 gallons

Demelza: And Neville owes me 20

Neville: Luna owes me 50

Luna: Ginny owes me 20

Ginny: Colin owes me 30

Colin: Demelza owes me 10

Demelza: Neville owes me 20

Harry: I really need to start hanging out with you lot

Colin: So can I get your autograph?

Harry: Fine, fine, just leave me alone

Demelza: And you were about to start hanging out with our lot🤔🤨

Hermione: I like her

Colin: Well, she's taken

Demelza: 😊🤭

Ginny: Part reason I spend more time with Neville and Luna

Ginny: And part reason I don't!

Ron: 🙄

Harry: Well post-Voldemort-attacked-Ginny is fun

Ginny: So you mean I was more fun before?

Harry: No, I mean...

Ginny: How rude!

Ron: Mate, you don't know what post means?

Hermione: Do you?

Ron: Yeah, the paper you get from those men you send paper slips and letters and things

Hermione: 🤦🏻‍♀️

Hermione: HARRY YOU TOLD THAT GINNY WAS MORE FUN BEFORE SHE GOT POSSESED BY VOLDEMORT AND RON THAT IS NOT WHAT POST IS! AND MALFOY STOP BEING JEALOUSE FROM THE WEASLEYS AND I DON'T LIKE DEMELZA THE WAY YOU THINK COLIN AND STOP BETTING AND HARRY HOW MANY AUTOGRAPHS ARE YOU GOING TO SIGN? AND WHERE ARE FRED AND GEORGE!

Harry: Sorry Gin

Ginny: It's ok Harry

Ron: Really, I though I got it

Draco: Easy for you to say

Colin: Oh, good to know

Luna: Colin was the one to start

Demelza: No it wasn't, it was Neville

Luna: I'm pretty sure it was Colin

Demelza: It was Neville

Ginny: I though you two were the ones to start it 🤨

Harry: I have no idea how many autographs I am going to give!

Fred: Here

George: We

Fred: Are

George: !

Hermione: Now everything is answered, I will get some sleep

Harry: Wait, Hermione you are suppose to be petrified

Harry: How...?

Hermione: You really have no idea

Ron: I KNOW!

Ron: You're ghost Hermione typing and you are going to be in Harry's dreams till he dies!

Hermione: Ron I was petrified, that does not mean I died

Ron: So are you ghost Hermione?

Hermione: No

Ron: Zombie Hermione?

Hermione: 😒

Ron: I know

Ron: You are a vampire

Hermione: Yes Ron, that's me

Ron: 😲🤯