Dumbledore: How does one add something to their story?

Hermione: Story?

Dumbledore: On the Gram of Insta 😎

Hermione: Ohh Instagram

Draco: You're cringing me out old man🤢

Dumbledore: Your Mum cringes me out

Harry: AYOOOO

Harry: Personally

Harry: I wouldn't take that

Dumbledore: Was that a sick burn?😎🔥

Draco: Pathetic🙄

Dumbledore: Like your face

Ginny: Bro who's been teaching Dumbles comebacks of an 11 year old child with an hour of screen time?

Dumbledore: Your Mum

Dumbledore: I say, what does "Your Mum", even mean?

Ginny: Oml 🤦‍♀️

Draco: It means you're an idiot

Dumbledore: And you're a big BITCH

Ginny: NOOO😂😭

McGonagall: ALBUS

Dumbledore: Just giving you another grey hair to add to your collection Nerva😎

McGonagall: You're on thin ice Albus

McGonagall: VERY thin😤

McGonagall: I don't know HOW MANY TIMES I've had to tell you this🙄

Dumbledore: Yes yes, I know I "can't speak to students that way"

Dumbledore: BUT

Dumbledore: You has gotto admit yeah, it was swaggity dope Nerva

Draco: Swaggity doping your Mum

Hermione: Draco, play nice

Draco: I never play nice😉😜

Hermione: I know🥰

Fred: 🤮

George: MY EYES MY EYES

Draco: Your Mum

Hermione: Stop with the your Mum jokes, we're not 10 years old for goodness sake🙄

Hermione: Now, I have a Charms essay that's not going to write itself, so unless the world crashes and burns in my absence, none of you need my help for the next 3 hours

Hermione: Thank you for coming to my TED talk

Dumbledore: Uh

Dumbledore: So like

Dumbledore: Slay sis but uh💃🏻

Dumbledore: Kinda still have the gram of insta story dilemma🤔

Hermione: Ginny can help you with it Professor

Ginny: Ginny is busy trying to help Ron find his wand😑

Hermione: Good lord, he's lost it AGAIN??

Draco: BAHAHAHA what a stupid Weasel😂

Hermione: It's quite impressive at this point

Hermione: Tell me Ronald, HOW does one manage to MISPLACE his own WAND that MANY TIMES??

Ginny: struggling with your caps lock there Mione?

Draco: Struggling with your brother's incompetence there Weaslette?

Harry: Isn't "incompetence" the biggest word Malfoy has ever used?💀

Draco: Shut up Potter🙄

Draco: Fatherless

Harry: YOU TAKE THAT BACK😡

Harry: EXPELLIARMUS

Dobby: Dobby wants to offer Harry Potter and Harry Potter's friends some socks🧦

Draco: Ok, but did I ask?

Dumbledore: Is this the definition of "beef"?

Snape: Precisely⬛

Ron: DID SOEMBODY SAY CHICKENNNNNNNN

Ginny: No Ron.

Ginny: Literally NOBODY said chicken.

Ron: 🍗

Hermione: Good lord🙄

Dumbledore: I DID IT

Dumbledore: EVERYBODYS GO CHECKY OUTY MY STORYYYYYYY

Ginny: OMG😂😂

Ginny: WHAT IS THAT

Hermione: MERLIN'S BEARD OH MY GOSH

Draco: What am I looking at?🤢

Snape: How do I work this infuriating application?⬛

McGonagall: ALBUS! TAKE IT DOWN

McGonagall: NOW!!!😡😡

Dumbledore: NEVER!!!

McGonagall: ALBUS! DON'T YOU RUN AWAY FROM ME😤

Dumbledore: YOU CAN'T CATCH ME I'M THE GINGERBREAD MAN😎

Harry: You did Professor McGonagall so dirty with that pic😭

Dumbledore: WAIT I UPLOADED THE WRONG ONE

McGonagall: I KNOW WHERE YOU KEEP YOUR WEAPONS ALBUS

Dumbledore: Well

Dumbledore: As the cool teenagers would say 

Dumbledore: ...

Dumbledore: SHIT😶

McGonagall: 😡

A/N: HIIIII HOW ARE YOU ALL???

THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR 250K READS!!! ILY ALL SM XX

Shout out goes to: 

amyy2304 for always supporting me, and for the "your Mum" jokes idea

As always, I'm open to hear you amazing chapter ideas, feel free to DM me them or comment them here (Don't worry I always give credit)! 

As this is the 64th chapter, I'm thinking of ending this story soon. I was considering making it 100 chapters, but I'm not sure I have enough ideas for that without having to reuse some things! What do you think?

Lots of love

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