Harry: I HAVE A VERY IMPORTANT ANNOUCEMENT🥨

Hermione: Oh for the love of all things good in this world-

Ginny: What's with the pretzel emoji?

Ron: More to the point, why isn't it a CHICKEN emoji

Ron: I thought you loved me Harry😢

Ginny: #bromance

Hermione: #sendhelpquickly

Harry: GUYS

Harry: YOU'RE ACTUALLY NOT GOING TO BELIEVE THIS

McGonagall: Merlin help us all🙄

Dumbledore: Let the boy speaketh😎

Harry: I FIXED IT

Hermione: ...

Fred: ...

George: ...

Ginny: Your brain or...?

Harry: MY KEYBOAWD

Hermione: The evidence suggests otherwise🤨

Harry: I WASTYPING TOOFASTOK IT WAS A MIKSTAKE

Ginny: "Mikstake"

Ginny: m i k s t a k e

Ginny: Famous last word

Ron: Last word?

Ginny: It will be after Hermione murders him for interrupting her Charms essay🔪

Hermione: Why do you assume my weapon of choice will be a knife?

Hermione: Come on Gin, you know me better than that🙄

Ginny: 😁

Harry: Just uh- out of interest Mione, what is your weapon of choice?😶

Hermione: Wouldn't you like to know?😏

Ron: LET'S GUESS

Hermione: Lord above help us all

Ron: I'm going with rope

Ron: She's definitely the strangling type🤔

Fred: Nah, Mione wouldn't use brute force

George: She'd use poison🩸

Ginny: That looks like the period emoji🤦‍♀️

Harry: Nahh, it's for sure a taser👀

Dumbledore: Clear the floor sisterssssssss

Dumbledore: I have got the most sickest and raddest guess of all the times😎

Dumbledore: It's totes obvi the boom boom machine😉

Harry: The- what??😶

Ginny: I'm scared-

Hermione: Professor Dumbledore, are you referring to a gun by any chance?

Dumbledore: Ah, I suppose I am. Thank you very much Miss Granger😊

Ginny: Are you still so scared of Mione that you'll only call her by a formal name?😂😭

Ginny: And BTW, you're all wrong

Ginny: It's obviously a machete😁

Draco: Do you all really think she's capable of killing anyone?🤨

Ginny: Oh definitely, I've seen it before

Hermione: Ayy, what's already dead, stays dead Gin🤫

Draco: You're all idiots🙄

Ginny: *gasps*

Ginny: *puts hand on heart dramatically*

Ginny: Do not speak of things you do not understand😮

Draco: Let me finish Weaslette

Draco: As I was saying, I know exactly what weapon Hermione would choose😉

Hermione: Should I be concerned?😶

Draco: Wait for it...

Draco: A toothbrush🦷

Ginny: Even for your standards, that's really disappointing

Ginny: I expected better from you😞

Ginny: Wait, no I didn't😁

Draco: Oy, shut it😤

Hermione: I despair of humanity😞

Hermione: You're all daft anyways

Dumbledore: *gasps indignantly*

Dumbledore: I might be super coolio, awesome sauce, and even FABULOUS, but I have never, in all my years, been called daft😭

Dumbledore: *wipes tear away*

Harry: So, like, what was it doe?🙄

Hermione: *sighs*

Ginny: *drumrolls*

Hermione: You're going to kick yourselves🦵

George: Nothing new to Ron

Fred: He's been doing it all his life😂

Ron: Hey!

McGonagall: Oh dear🤦‍♀️

Hermione: It was a wand😑

Harry: Ohhhh

Ron: Why didn't I think of that?🤦‍♂️

Hermione: Do you really want me to answer that?

Ron: 😶

A/N: ELLOOOOOOOO I'M BACK! (Might have overdone it there on the O's, but oh well) 

Feels good to be writing again! A huge thank you to everyone who's stuck around and continues to support me💛

I'm still making good progress with my book, hoping to get back to writing it soon! I'll upload the prologue after this chapter, so make sure to check out my little sneaky peak👀

How have you all been recently? I'd love to hear about what you've been reading! 

I've been re-reading the Bridgerton books and I'm slightly obsessed😭 Send help

I probably won't be updating this regularly at all, but I appreciate that a few people have been asking me to upload for a while, so here's my first chapter of 2022!

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Lots of love, 

Safi31