Hermione: Hey dimwits, you aren't going to get anywhere with this!🙄

Hermione: Voldemort and Harry, I'm talking to you!😑

Voldemort: *gasps*

Voldemort: I have been called a lot of things, but never A DIMWIT!

Voldemort: Coming from a filthy mudblood too

Ginny: Ooooooo, get ready for fireworks😁

Hermione: INCENDIO!

Fred: BABY YOU'RE A FIREEEWORRRKK

George: COME ON, LET YOUR COOOOLOURS BURRRST

Fred: I still regret not singing this when we set those fireworks off in the Great Hall😑

George: But never mind...

Fred: It was still...

George: EPIC!

Hermione: SHUT UP IDIOTS, I HAVE A NOSELESS DIMWIT TO CAUSE PAIN TO😠

Ginny: Oooooo, the popcorn's coming out🍿

Harry: An evil wizard is trying to kill your boyfriend, and you are acting like you're at the cinema Gin!😒

Ginny: Ssssshhh, the show's starting

Voldemort: I'm not scared of some puny little girl!

Ginny: You probably should be🤨

Draco: She made my hair disappear!

Draco: THAT'S BASICALLY A CRIME!

Harry: Your existence is a crime😂

Draco: My Father will hear about this😒

Ginny: That was pathetic! I feel let-down

Harry: I bet your brain feels as good as new Malfoy, seeing as you never use it! 

Draco: At least I HAVE a brain!

Draco: Obviously you haven't been blessed with one, Potter😏

Voldemort: Does NO ONE care that I have come to kill the boy?

Ginny: Could you shut up for one second, I'm enjoying this😝

Harry: UMM HELLO? EVIL DARK WIZARD AFTER ME? IS ANYONE GOING TO HELP ME?!

Ginny: Harry, your priorities are all wrong🤦‍♀️

Dobby: What's going on?

Voldemort: THE BOY WHO LIVED, COME TO DIE💀

Voldemort: AVADA KEDAVRA!

Dobby: Harry Potter...

Dobby: *faints*

Hermione: Great, he fainted again! Can you all please be more considerate please?😑

Voldemort: This isn't really working, I shall have to work on another way to kill the boy.😒

Voldemort: Severus, you may now remove me from this messaging invention.

Voldemort: I will come for you Harry Potter...

Snape has removed Voldemort from the chat

Harry: I'M GOING TO BLOODY KILL YOU, YOU GREASY-HAIRED GIT!😠

Snape: 50 points from Gryffindor

Hermione: Headmaster, that's not fair!

Dumbledore: ...

Hermione: Fine! Dumble Dawg, that's not fair!😑

Dumbledore: Much better, Miss Granger!

Dumbledore: 50 points to Gryffindor!

Snape: Albus!😳

Dumbledore: Wassup Sevy Sev?

Harry: Ok, so obviously no one cares that I almost DIED😑

McGonagall: I'm with Mr Potter on this one! Albus, you need to start taking your job more seriously!

Dumbledore: Oh, lighten up Nerva! It's all dope in the cool gang😎

McGonagall: Albus, I have told you countless times to NOT CALL ME NERVA!

Dumbledore: But I discussed it with you yesterday!

McGonagall: When?

Dumbledore: You came into my office after breakfast?

McGonagall: No, I was teaching 🤨

Dumbledore: You're a tabby cat with black paws, right?

McGonagall: No, my paws aren't black...

Dumbledore: YOU MEAN I WAS TALKING TO AN ACTUAL CAT?!

Draco: BAHAHAHAHA

Draco: The old bat, talking to a cat!😂😂

Harry: Hello, back to the fact that I ALMOST DIED!

Harry: AGAIN!

Ginny: Oh, stop whining babe, we all know that you'll just add it to your Instagram story!

Dumbledore: Besides, as I was discussing yesterday with Nerva...

McGonagall: Still wasn't me, Albus😑

Dumbledore: So you don't have grey paws either?

McGonagall: 🤦‍♀️

Fred:😂😂

Dumbledore: Anyway, as I was saying...

Dumbledore: We have a secret weapon that Voldemort doesn't😏

Hermione: Friendship?

Ron: Chicken?

Dumbledore: No, NOSES!😁

Hermione: Oh dear🤦‍♀️

A/N: Hi everyone! Part 2 is up! I know there wasn't a huge amount of Voldemort in it, but I just went with the flow!

Honest opinions please: What did you think of this chapter?

I saw the "Dumbledore talking to an actual cat" on Instagram and I found it too funny to not include!

Shout out goes to:

beanszrants for the support on this story!

Thank you all for reading, I hope you are still enjoying this!

I'm planning on adding a new character in the next chapter... can any of you guess who?

Lots of love

Safi31