Draco has added Snape to the chat

Ron: Oh bloody hell, not AGAIN!😒

Draco: Shut up and put down your chicken, Weasel. You're going to want to see this!😁

Snape: Mr Weasley and Mr Weasley, could you explain something to me?

Fred: Of course!

George: You see, the secret to using shampoo is to really pile it on...

Fred: You might have to use a whole bottle on your hair!

Harry: Or two!

George: Then you need to really massage it into your scalp...

Fred: Make sure it gets really bubbly...

George: Might want to leave it in for a couple of days, judging by the state of your hair!😂😂

Fred: And then you're on the road to non-hair-disgustingness!

Snape: You are both already on thin ice, it would not serve you well to mock me😑

Draco: Ooh, this is getting good!😁

Snape: What I mean is... could you explain to me why there is a wild snake roaming the castle?

Fred: *gulps*

Ron: Oh Ferret, you little tell-tale😑

Snape: Draco didn't tell me.

Snape: I found the snake

Harry: *gasps*

Ron: *falls off chair*

Hermione: *face palms at the complete overreaction*

Harry: Ron, you owe me 5 galleons!😁

Ron: Damn it, I was so sure that it would be Dumbledore!😒

Snape: 30 points from Gryffindor for being immature!

Harry: If you're going to take points for that, Slytherin would have no points left! Malfoy is the definition of immature!

Snape: And a further 200 points from Gryffindor for letting a snake roam around, Mr Weasley's!

Draco: Thanks Snape!😁

Snape:🤨

Draco: I mean, Professor Snape😶

Draco has removed Snape from the chat

Ron: Now what do we do?

Hermione: I'll handle it😊

Hermione has removed Draco from the chat

Harry: Huh?

Hermione: Shut up and let me fix this😑

Harry: *shutting up*

Hermione has added McGonagall to the chat

McGonagall: Miss Granger, what a lovely surprise it is to see you again!

McGonagall: But I assume there is a reason for why I am back here?🤨

Hermione: Yes Professor... Professor Snape took away 230 points from Gryffindor!

McGonagall: Say no more!

McGonagall: 300 points to Gryffindor for being sensible about this😊

Hermione: Thank you Professor!

Hermione has removed McGonagall from the chat

Hermione has added Draco to the chat

Draco: What happened?

Hermione: Oh, my finger must have slipped😏

Draco: What did I miss?

Harry: Nothing😶

Ginny: Guys, Snape found the snake! Watch out!

Harry: It's a bit late for that, Gin😑

Harry: Wait, how do you know?

Ginny: It happened in our potions lesson. Snape was writing the instructions on the board, and the snake decided to slither into...

Ginny: Wait for it...

Ginny: HIS HAIR!😁

Harry:😂😂

Ron: BAHAHAHAHA🤣🤣

Fred: I've heard that snakes can be very moisturising!

George: Especially in greasy hair!

Ginny: And someone made a Tik Tok out of it!

Ginny: It's all over social media! #SnapeySnakey

Ron: NOOOOOOOOOO SOMEONE IS STEALING MY TIK TOK FAME!😭😭

Draco: Oh please, the only thing that you're famous for is being an idiot!

Ron: No I'm not!

Draco: Why is it acceptable for you to be stupid, but not for me to point it out!

Ron: That's about the only time you've ever been able to point out anything!🤣🤣

Draco: HEY!

Dobby: Dobby is getting very upset with all of the arguing. Dobby has had to take lots of breaks from his sock shop!

Hermione: Oh Dobby, we're sorry!😥

Draco: We are?

Hermione: 😠

A/N: Hi everyone! Sorry this chapter hasn't got many insults in... was it still funny though?

When Snape says 'I found the snake', I imagine him saying it how he said 'I'm the half-blood prince' in the sixth film... does anyone get what I mean?

Well done to CeleanaSardothienone for guessing correctly that Snape would find the snake! Thank you to everyone who guessed!

Question for this chapter is... who will be the next person to be added to the chat? It may not be in the next chapter, but it will be soon! Hint: it is not a student at Hogwarts... 

Shout outs go to:

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For the support on this story!

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