My Little Honeyduke 😍
Hermione: Good morning sunshines! How are you all on this fine Sunday morning?🤗
Fred: Well hello Hermione...
George: Why are you in such a good mood?😏
Hermione: Oh you know, it's a beautiful day! The sun is shining, the birds are singing!🤗
Draco: Nope, I'm not buying it😑
Harry: Alright, spill the beans Hermione🙄
Fred: Nah mate...
George: It would be more fun to...
Fred: Guess!
Ron: Ooh, I know!
Ron: Mione is happy because she broke up with the ferret!😁
Ginny: YOU DID WHAT?!
Ginny: HOW COULD YOU NOT HAVE TOLD ME THIS MIONE??!!😡
Hermione: Ronald, I did NOT break up with Draco😑
Draco: Yeah Weasel, go back to stuffing your face with chicken😏
George:🤣
Ron: Why are you all always hating on chicken?😥
Fred: Sorry mate...
George: We didn't mean to be insulting towards your girlfriend😝
Harry: Oooh, I know why Hermione's so happy!
Harry: She's finished all her homework!😁
Hermione: Of course I have Harry! But that's not why I'm happy!
Harry: I'm stumped then😑
Draco: I'm certain that it's because she realised she has THE BEST BOYFRIEND on the planet!😁
Ginny: Hmmmm...
Ginny: Pretty sure Harry is a better boyfriend than you🤨🤔
Harry: Aww, thanks babe🥰
Ginny: Any time, my little Honeyduke 😍
Draco: HONEYDUKE? BAHAHAHAHAHA🤣
Ron: *snorts*
Fred: *giggles*
George: *also giggles*
Harry: Ok, did you really need to make that the chat name?😑
Ginny: Oh please Malfoy, don't pretend that Hermione doesn't call you her little niffler 😎😝
Draco: 😶
Hermione: Ok, that's it! Do NONE of you know what day it is today?!
Ginny: Relax Mione, of course I do!
Harry: Me too!
Ron: Yeah, it's September 19th!
Hermione: Congratulations Ronald, you have learnt to read a calendar😒
Ron: A what?
Hermione: It's a muggle thing😑
Harry: But isn't it September 19th?
Hermione: Excellent observation Harry, but what special occasion is September 19th?
Harry: It's National Talk Like a Pirate Day!
Harry: Arr, mehartys!
Hermione: 🤦♀️
Draco: You idiot! It's National Dance Day!
Luna: Isn't it National Nargles Day?
Neville: I thought it was National Gymnastics Day!🤔
Hermione: HOW MANY NATIONAL DAYS ARE THERE TODAY?!
Dumbledore: Oh my goosh, do you guys seriously not know what day it is?!
Harry: Goosh?🤨
Dumbledore: Yes, is that not the phrasing?
Harry: Err, it's gosh😑
Dumbledore: What exactly is a "gosh"?
Draco: 🙄
Dumbledore: Nevermind, I shall ask goggle later.
Dumbledore: Anyway, as I was saying, I can't believe you all don't know what day it is today!
Dumbledore: NATIONAL BUTTERSCOTCH PUDDING DAY!
Hermione: Oh my😑
Ginny:🤦♀️
Ginny: GUYS! IT'S MIONE'S BIRTHDAY!
Draco: SERIOUSLY?!
Ron: *drops chicken*
Harry: I'm so sorry Hermione, I totally forgot!
Hermione: Evidently🙄
Hermione: Nevermind, I'll just ask if any of the Professors have any more homework for me to do!😊
Dobby: Dobby remembered Miss Hermione's birthday! Dobby knitted Miss Hermione some socks!
Hermione: Awww, thank you Dobby!
Dumbledore: (Oh dear, this really is a rather unfortunate situation. Is there still time to prepare a surprise party for Miss Granger?)
Hermione: Headmaster, I can still-
Hermione: You know what, I'm just going to pretend I didn't see that🙃
Ginny: I didn't forget either Mione 😁
Harry: What did you get her, Gin?
Hermione: Don't say it, Ginny!
Ginny: A POSTER WITH DRACO'S FACE ON IT!
Harmione: Damn it😒
Draco: MY FACE?!
Draco: Well, I am devilishly handsome and my face does belong on a wall...😏
Ginny: Sit your ass back down Draco, I'm not done yet😁
Ginny: You all ready for this?
Ginny: IT WAS FROM THAT TIME HE HAD THE SNAKE IN HIS TROUSERS AND WAS DOING THAT BALLET-JAZZ-HIP-HOP-FLAMENCO-TAP DANCING!
Ron: BAHAHAHAHAHA😂
Ginny: AND HERMIONE PUT IT UP ON THE DORMITORY WALL!
Draco: WHAT?!
Hermione: And that, Draco, is called revenge😏
A/N: Hi everyone! I'm aiming to update this once a week, probably on weekends as I'm pretty busy during the week! Hope that's ok!
I couldn't not include Hermione's birthday in this chapter, so this is kind of a mix of Hermione's birthday chapter and a 50k chapter! (Thank you all so so so much, you literally have no idea how happy that makes me!!!!)
All of those National days are apparently real (apart from National Nargles day, but let's be real, Luna probably invented a National Nargles day anyway) I have NO IDEA why some of them are even a thing but 🤷♀️
Shout outs go to:
For all of the support on this book!
Have a lovely day everyone!
Lots of love
Safi31
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