Molly: Ron, I have the perfect solution to your problem!😊

Ron: What problem?

Harry: His chicken addiction?

Molly: No, his girl problem!

Harry: Oh. With all due respect, Mrs Weasley, I feel like his chicken addiction is the bigger issue here...

Molly: Ron, you're going to love her!

Molly: I'll add her to the group!

Ron: Mum, I don't even know her! What are you doing?😑

Ron: MUM!!😶😶

Molly has added Flora to the chat

Molly: Hello, Flora!

Flora: Hi!😊

Molly: Ron, say hello to Flora!

Ron: Hello...

Flora: Hi Ron!

Ron: *scratches head*

Harry: Well this isn't awkward at all...

Flora: Ron, I've heard so much about you!

Molly: Well, I'll just leave you all to... chat😏😉

Ron: Oh... 

Flora: I also love chicken, and I adore red-heads!💕💕 See, even the hearts are red!

Ron: Well, I have five older brothers, you can have one of them if you like!🙃

Flora: Oh no, I only love you, Ron!

Harry: Wait a minute... LOVE?! When did that happen?

Ginny: Shut up, I want to see how this plays out😉

Flora: I'm just like you, I never wash the brush before putting toothpaste on it either!💕💕

Ron: 😶

Ginny: Ok, that's a bit creepy...

Flora: I've been watching you for years, Ron!💕💕

Ginny: Ok, that's even more creepy...

Flora: I've decided that our daughters' names will be Ruby, Scarlet and Rose, because they all mean red!💕💕

Ginny: Even creepier...

Ron: (HELP ME HARRY!)

Harry: (She keeps using that emoji, it's creeping me out...)

Flora: LOVE ME!!!😡😡

Ginny: And that's terrifying!😳😲

Ron: *laughs nervously*

Flora has added Lavender to the chat

Lavender: WON WON!

Ron: BLOODY HELL, THERE'S TWO OF THEM!

Ron: SOMEONE HELP ME!

Lavender: We love you, Won Won!

Flora: We're your biggest fans!

Hermione: Wait, you two know each other?🤨

Lavender: Yes, we're cousins!

Flora: BONDED BY OUR LOVE FOR RON!

Harry: And suddenly, a huge piece of the puzzle falls into place...

Draco: Why does Weasel always get all the attention?😑😒

Ron: Oh, I'm sorry Malfoy, would you rather have TWO CRAZY COUSIN STALKERS?!

Draco: *shutting up*

Hermione: Ron, I'm going to give you the same advice I gave you when Lavender was here the first time... just remove them!

Ron: Oh my gosh, WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF THAT?!

Hermione: Do you really want me to answer that question...?😑

Ron has removed Flora and Lavender from the chat

Ron: Bloody hell!😶

Ginny: I finally understand how Dobby feels when we argue; I feel like I need to have a lie-down now!😑

Harry: Same here, Ginny!

Hermione: Are you ok, Ron?

Ron: I'M FOREVER SCARRED!

Hermione: ...

Ron: SCARRED FOR LIFE I TELL YOU!

Molly: So, how did it go?

Hermione: Maybe don't try and find anymore girls for Ron, Mrs Weasley...

Molly: Oh, why not?

Ron: WE SHALL NOT SPEAK OF THIS!

Hermione: The girls you find seem a bit... passionate...😑

Molly: Oh, ok then. Fred, George, you're not currently dating anyone, are you?😊

Fred: I'm going to find myself a girlfriend immediately! I'm not letting any girls Mum chooses get near me!😑

Molly: What about you, George?

George: NO!

Harry: 😂😂

A/N: Ok, please be honest with me here... was this chapter funny? If not, please tell me and I can take it down... please be completely honest! I'm chuffed that this book has gotten over 800 reads😲!! Thank you all so much!

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