Dumbledore: TODAY IS A GLORIOUS DAY😎

Draco: No it isn't

Ginny: Do you always have to be so depressing Malfoy?

Ron: I KNOW IT IS

George: Are my eyes deceiving me?👀

Fred: Does our dearest brother...

George: Ronald Bilius Weasley...

Fred: Finally KNOW WHAT IT IS??????

George: *sniffs emotionally*

Fred: *wipes away tear*

Ginny: Know what?🤔

George: Good question

Fred: We have no idea, it just seemed fun to say

Hermione: What in Merlin's name is going on?

Fred: We were hoping you could tell us

Hermione: How would I know?🙄

Harry: You know everything Mione

Dumbledore: You are all kids swag, but basically I was spewing some rad slang and y'all tooks the spotlight😢

Ginny: I-

Draco: And you wonder why I'm always so depressing

Hermione: I'm not even going to ask🤦‍♀️

Ginny: Go on Dumbles, let's hear it

Dumbledore: AYOOOOO GINGIN GOT THE SWAGGGGG

Hermione: Lord have mercy on us all🙄

Hermione: But go on, why is today a glorious day?

Dumbledore: I HIT 10 FOLLOWERS ON INSTAGRAM😎

Draco: BAHAHAHA

Draco: I have 51, so suck it old man

Dumbledore: With pleasure

Ginny: 😶

Hermione: I-

Harry: 😮

Dumbledore: Uh- I mean

Draco: My father will hear about this

McGonagall: ALBUS

McGonagall: You've just lost an Instagram follower

Dumbledore: Wait you were following me Nerva?

McGonagall: Albus! You ran off with my phone and made me an account just so you could have another follower🤦‍♀️

Dumbledore: Oh yes, I had quite forgotten

Dumbledore: ANYWAYS, I'M SO SWAG BRO😎

Ginny: Dumbles is a quirked up professor, with a little bit of swag, busting it down Hogwarts style😎

Ginny: Is he goated with the sauce?👀

Dumbledore: How does one become goated?

Harry: Hold on a second

Harry: How did Ron know it was a glorious day?

Ron: My latest TikTok hit 21 likes!

Hermione: Well done Ron! What was it about?

Ginny: Do you even have to ask?🍗

Harry: And how many of those likes were from your alt accounts?

Ron: Only 17

Draco: PAHAHAHAHA WEASEL IS SO PATHETIC😂😂

Hermione: So you got 4 likes basically🙄

Ginny: Right, let's see. So that's one from Harry, one from Harry's celebrity account that Ron basically manages, another from Harry's dead parent memes account, and the last one from Harry's annual near-death episodes account😑

Ginny: CAUGHT IN 4K

Draco:😂

Hermione: So actually, today is NOT a glorious day

Dumbledore: Miss Granger, it makes me feel sad to hear you diminish my achievements😢

Ginny: I wouldn't worry about it, she's just salty that her reading was interrupted

Draco: I like salt🧂😏

Hermione: I know you do😉

Ginny: HELP

Ginny: I NEED TO GO AND RINSE MY EYEBALLS

Ginny: THIS IS TOO DISTRESSING

Ginny: I CAN'T UNREAD IT

Harry:🤢

Ron: I feel sick

Snape: Life is painful and there is only suffering in this cruel world⬛

Ginny: Well uh- that got dark quickly😶

A/N: Hiii! Hope you all are doing well🥰

I've been back into writing recently, but please do let me know if you get bored of this story or suggest any improvements I can make!

New chapter of The Baby Project is out! It's been like a year since I updated it🤫, but I'm writing the next chapters now so it shouldn't be too long for them to come out!

(Also, if anyone's confused about the quirked up/goated lines, it's a reference to Wilbur Soot, thank you Flame xoxo)

Thank you for reading! I'll be going through this book's chapters at some point and replying to comments (y'all are lowkey hilarious)

Lots of love,

Safi31