Draco has added Lucius to the chat

Ron: Oh, bloody hell!

Ginny: Oh yay, Daddy Ferret is here...😒

Harry: Why did you add him, Malfoy?

Fred: I think you mean Drakey Snakey😂

Draco: NO!

Draco: Father is getting bored in Azkaban, and this group chat is wayyy more interesting than the Death Eater's one...

Lucius: DRACO! You weren't supposed to tell them that!😲

Lucius: That group chat is our most secret weapon!

Ginny: Not any more, it isn't!

Harry: Wow, a group of Death Eaters are relying on a... GROUP CHAT?!😶

Ron: Well I am so getting famous on Tik Tok once this gets out!😁

Lucius: OBLIVIATE!

Draco: Father...

Hermione: 1) You need a wand to perform a spell

Hermione: 2) Virtual spells are not a thing

Hermione: 3) YOU'RE SAYING IT WRONG... it's obliviAte, not obliviaTe

Ginny: Ooooh, Daddy Ferret got burneddddddd!

Hermione: Aloe vera helps with these sort of injuries😁

Lucius: Draco, why are you on a chat with such IMBECILES?!😑

Ron: That's what we've been wondering!😁

Ron: Wait, what does imbeciles mean?😑

Hermione: *face palms*

Hermione: Typically, imbeciles have an IQ of between 26-50, whilst idiots have an IQ of 0-25. Therefore, if we are imbeciles, then Draco Malfoy is an idiot😊

Draco: My Father will hear about this!

Harry: You're Father's already hearing about it, moron!

Hermione: Actually, moron's have an average IQ of...

Lucius: Shut it, mudblood!

Harry: Hermione's gone offline😶

Ginny: So has George...

Draco: Father, you should be afraid...

Draco: Very afraid...

Lucius: I'm not scared of a teenage girl!🙄😒

Lucius: *gulps*

Hermione: I'm back😊

George: Me too!

Hermione: I just had to take care of something...😏

George: Me too!

George has added Myrtle to the chat

Lucius: No, jes raking nyc phooooooooooooooooooooobeeeeeeee

Draco: Father, are you ok?

Hermione: 😁

Myrtle: Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiii Harry😉

Draco: Hermione, what did you do?

Harry: GEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEE!

Lucius: Ik, I'n eubbing!

Fred: Hi Myrtle, we want to ask you a question!

Lucius: Dradoooooooo, ate you vominf to gelp meeeeeeee?

George: That wasn't the question by the way...😂

Fred: Which bathroom does Snape use?

Lucius: Jes vatching ip ro meeeeeeee!

Hermione has removed Lucius from the chat

Myrtle: It's the pink one on the third floor! 

Myrtle: Does it impress you that I know that, Harry?😉😉🥰

Ginny: Ok, can someone tell me WHAT IS HAPPENING?!

Neville: Ok, can I just get this straight...

Neville: Lucius is in Azkaban texting some weird stuff, Myrtle is in love with Harry, and SNAPE PAINTED HIS BATHROOM PINK?😲

Ron: Mind. Is. Blown🤯

Ginny: Ok, one thing at a time...

Ginny: Hermione, what did you do to Lucius?

Hermione: I texted the guard outside Lucius' cell in Azkaban...

Hermione: Then, he took away his phone!😁

Harry: 😂😂

Ginny: Go Mione!

Hermione: Thank you, thank you!

Hermione: *curtseys*

Ginny: Ok, now we move on to the more pressing issue...

Ginny: WHY IN MERLIN'S NAME DID SNAPE PAINT HIS BATHROOM PINK?!

Myrtle: Not all of it's pink! He painted a rainbow unicorn on the wall above the shower! He looks at it for exactly 4 minutes and 38 seconds when he's in the shower deliberately avoiding shampoo!

Ron: A RAINBOW UNICORN? BAHAHAHAHAHA!

Hermione: Oh my...😂😂

Harry: Wait Myrtle, how do you know all of this...?

Myrtle: I practise my love poems in there! 

Myrtle: Guess who they're about😏😁

Myrtle: He's got eyes as green as a fresh pickled toad...

Harry: Oh, bloody hell

Ron: Harry, stop stealing my line!🙄

Myrtle: His hair is as dark as a blackboard...

Harry: 😳

Myrtle: I wish he was mine; he's really divine...

Harry: MAKE IT STOP, MAKE IT STOP

Myrtle: The hero who will conquer the dark lord💕💕

Ginny: Uh oh, it's the psycho emoji!

Harry: GET HER OFF HERE!

Harry: NOW!

Draco: This is priceless!😂😂

Ginny: So, the opposite of your face!

Fred: Well, thanks for that Myrtle!

George has removed Myrtle from the chat

Harry: Thank goodness for that!😶

Harry: I need to go have a rest now...

Draco: 🤣🤣

Harry: Oh shut up Drakey Snakey😑

A/N: Hi! I'm not completely happy with this chapter, sorry about the lack of insults! This is a bit late, as I was a bit busy yesterday... I hope it was worth the wait! 

Shout outs go to:

CeleanaSardothienone for the amazing Myrtle poem!

IvanaWtf for supporting this story and for the aloe vera line!

Well done to FoxyBingo2 for correctly guessing that Lucius would be added to the chat next!

Question for this chapter is... why do Fred and George want to know which bathroom Snape uses? 

RashiM9 you can't answer, as you are the one who gave me the idea!

Thank you so much for reading! 

Lots of love

Safi31