Ron: Mum, have you recovered from seeing the jack-in-the-box yet?

Molly: Yes, just about. I think sending that howler helped😏

Fred: Mum...

George: What howler?

Molly: The one coming in the post tomorrow... it should be there by breakfast. (BTW, incase you couldn't tell, I changed the chat name)

Fred: Is it too early to leave Hogwarts?

Molly: YES

George: No point arguing, I suppose...

Fred: After all, it's already on its way...

George: Is it as aggressive as the one you sent Ron a few years ago?

Molly: YES

Fred: *gulps*

Draco: Haha, that will be hilarious! Two more Weasels getting told off by Mother Weasel!

Hermione: Draco, shut up, you're not doing yourself any favours right now🙄

Harry: Especially considering what Mrs Weasley did to you when you called Ginny ugly...

Draco: WE DO NOT SPEAK OF THAT

Neville: I'm probably going to regret asking this... but what happened?

Harry: She made his hair disappear, just like Hermione did when he called her a mudblood!

Ron: HIS HAIR VANISHED AGAIN! IT WAS HILARIOUS!😂😂

Fred: You've got to stop calling people names mate...

George: Your hair is paying the price!

Draco: And you've got to stop sending your Mother muggle inventions!

Dumbledore: Ah yes, on that topic, Fred and George, 20 points from Gryffindor for the dungbomb in my office!

Dumbledore: (I'll give them back later, as always!)

Harry: When did you start calling them Fred and George?

Dumbledore: As you can imagine, calling them Mr Weasley and Mr Weasley can get slightly confusing!

Dumbledore: (Also, it makes me sound cooler🙃)

Draco: I KNEW THAT IT WAS RIGGED! WHY ELSE WOULD A BUNCH OF PATHETIC GRYFFINDORS ALWAYS WIN THE HOUSE CUP?!

Draco has added Snape to the chat

Hermione has removed Snape from the chat

Draco: Hey, why did you remove him?!

Hermione: We are NOT going to go through the whole 'Snape takes away house points and McGonagall gives them back' fiasco again!😒

Draco: It's not fair that you have two Professors on here that are on Gryffindor's side!😑

Harry: But Professor Dumbledore is cool!

Harry: ish...

Ron: And Snape's a killjoy!

Draco has added Snape to the chat

Hermione has removed Snape from the chat

Draco has added Snape to the chat

Snape: Hello?

Hermione had removed Snape from the chat

Draco has added Snape to the chat

Snape: AM I STAYING OR NOT?

Hermione: No!

Hermione has removed Snape from the chat

Draco has added Snape to the chat

Hermione: Alright, let's take a vote on it!

Hermione: All those in favour of having Professor Snape on the chat...

Draco: I!

Harry: ...

Hermione: Anyone else?

Snape: Albus?

Snape: Minerva?

Dumbledore: ...

McGonagall: ...

Hermione has removed Snape from the chat

Hermione: There!😊

Harry: And again, all is right in the world!

Draco: My Father will hear about this!

Ron: NOBODY CARES!

Fred: Yes, shut up Drakey Snakey...

George: Told you that we wouldn't let you forget it!

Draco: 😑😠

A/N: New chapter for you... I know it hasn't been that long, but it feels like I haven't updated this for ages! I don't often have many ideas for this book anymore, I jut sort of go with the flow, but I'm still planning to continue it!

Ok, I have some important news... I found out that LILY POTTER WAS PREGNANT WHEN SHE DIED!!!😲😭😭 HOW SAD IS THAT?!! Apparently, she also patched things up between James and Snape, so Snape would have been the Godfather... but then Lily died along with her unborn child!! 😭😭 (I'm not 100% certain that this is true, but I saw that J.K Rowling said it an interview once...)

Shoutout for this chapter goes to:

neldanel for supporting this book!

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Safi31