Dobby has a new status: Hermione did you get the water balloons?

Hermione Granger: Yes. I somehow managed to sneak them past Dumbledore. HE WILL NEVER KNOW

Kreacher: I have the Nerf Guns Mudblood

Hermione: KREACHER WE AGREED TO NOT CALL ME THAT AS LONG AS WE ARE ALLIED IN THIS REBELLION

Random House Elf #1: That's what I heard.

Hermione Granger: Now you need to make sure they're tied up tight.

Winky: That's what she said xD

Hermione Granger: No, just no

*3 hours later*

Harry Potter: Where's Hermione?

Ron Weasley: No idea

Hermione Granger: ATTACK MY MINIONS OF AWESOMENESS AND COOKIES

Aria Melody: RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

*3 more hours later*

Harry Potter: Hermione never do that again in your life

Hermione Granger: I wasn't doing anything when that happened....

*All look at Fred who is grinning mischievously*

Fred Weasley: RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN FOR IT SHE'S PISSED OFF