HARRY POTTER, HERMIONE GRANGER and RON WEASLEY joined the chat.

Harry: Guys, did you ever wonder what happened to Voldy's nose?

Hermione: Sometimes, but I can't find a logical answer.

Ron: Maybe he just ran into the wrong wall trying to get to platform 9 3/4.

VOLDEMORT HAS JOINED THE CHAT.

Voldemort: Hey! It was a birth defect... :"-(

Harry: Don't you mean :"( ?You don't have a nose!

HARRY POTTER, HERMIONE GRANGER and RON WEASLEY have left the chat.

Voldemort: WHY CAN'T WE BE FRIENDS?!?!?! :"(