HARRY POTTER HAS A NEW FACEBOOK STATUS: I whip my hair back and forth! I whip my hair back and forth!

Voldemort: Dislike >:(

Harry: What? Are you jealous that I have hair to whip? I'm going to get a nose piercing later. Wanna join me?

Voldemort: Oh, sorry. It's my mom's birthday and I'm having dinner with my parents.

Draco Malfoy: PWNED!!!