River: Hello, Ladies and Gentlemen! I am Rodent and my co-host here is the bestest of the best, Rodent!

*Rodent enters*

Rodent: Hello, everybody! We have got a very bad news.....

River: No, no! We have a very good news indeed....

Rodent: No, we have a very bad...

River: Ummhmm, its a big good news...

Rodent: I SAID ITS A BAD NEWS!!!

River: No, its good news!

Director: *offstage* WOULD YOU GUYS DECIDE THAT ALREADY!!!!

River: Sorry! So as I was saying! The good news is that we have.....

*Rodent interrupts River*

Rodent: Hey! Plz can I make the introduction, I myself wrote a poem on him!

*Rodent makes a puppy-dog face*

River: Al right! Ladies and Gentlemen, let's hear it for Rodent!

Rodent: *Clears his throat* You are a brat,

                Everyone can tell you that,

                You are evil,

                Even more than the devil,

                We all hate you,

                You may come now DRAKIE-POY!

*Draco Malfoy enters in a loud cheer*

River: Hello, Mr. Malfoy! How are you?

Draco: *smiling* You may just call me Draco or even Drakie-poy.

River: Oh, I am so sorry for that brat's intro!

Rodent: Hey!!

Draco: *still smiling* It is all right!

*River and Rodent both look taken aback*

River: W...Wh..What?

Rodent: Have you again called a magic balloon, River?

River: Guys, I don't think so. Let's check him!

Rodent: Yeah! So, Draco, who slapped you in your tied year at Hogwarts?

Draco: *red in the face* Hermione Granger. Guys, Relax! It's me! Yeah, maybe I have changed a bit but its still me!

River: Okay, so on with the interview.

Draco: Okay!

River: Who was your firs crush?

Draco: *again red in the face* Promise you'll not tell anyone?

River: *smiling* Who exactly do you want to hide it from because you may not remember it but we are live and the whole wizarding world can hear us. Plus all the interviews go in the Daily Prophet and our producer, Bakhtawar also publishes it on a Muggle site. So, that makes kind of the WHOLE WORLD, doesn't it?

Draco: *dumfounded* Oh, yeah right! But do I really have to tell you that?

River & Rodent: YES!

Draco: Okay, okay! So, it was Hermione. But I knew that she was a muggle-born and my father would never have allowed me to talk to her, let alone date her! So, instead I started bullying her. But I am really sorry for that now!

*River and Rodent look at each other, shocked*

River: Wow, I hope Ron doesn't hear you.

Rodent: How dare you say something like that about my sister-in-law?

River: *trying to calm things down* She was not your sister-in-law then, remember?

Rodent: Yeah...

River: So Draco, who has been your best friend till now?

Draco: My wife, Astoria.

River: Was it a love marriage?

Draco: Yeah, but our love started after Hogwarts.

River: Oh, right! Draco, you are one of those bad boys with lot of fan girls after you. What would you say to them?

Draco: Well, I would say that I really admire their love and affection. And I would really love to date them of I could, but you see I am no more allowed to!

River: *smiling* Wonderful! And yeah, Draco I am really sorry about your Dad.

Draco: *smiling* Lee, don't act for the cameras, I know you are not sorry and neither am I. Although, I really appreciate you all turning up for the memorial but hey, it was good riddance, don't you think?

Rodent: Do you really mean that Draco?

Draco: Yeah, why not? I mean, what good did he ever do to me? Forced me and my mom to become Voldemort's slaves. Bullying me to beat Hermione. He was a loser!

River: Yeah, he kind of was. Well, on with the program. So Draco, have you tried to redo it with the Potters and the Wesealy?

Draco: Yeah, I did. In fact, just a week ago, me and Astoria went over to the Potters and Mrs. Potter, Ginny isn't it? Yeah, so Ginny made just an amazing dinner of lamb roast and rice. And the treacle tart was also amazing. Scorpious also had a good time with little Albus.

River: That's great! I am happy that you have changed for the better. Well, then Draco! I guess this is the end of our interview. May be we'll meet again.

And the next password is Lily.