River: Helllllooooooooooooooooooooo, Ladies! *winks*
*serious once again* And gentlemen!
*excited again* Today! Today! Today! Today! Today! Today!Today! Today I have with me my cohost, ROOOOOOooOWooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooOWWWDEEENT!

*Rodent enters*

Rodent: Hi, that was sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo..........*keeps saying ooooooo*

River: Cut it out, Rodent! It is not cool!

Rodent:*happy* And neither was your start, you kept me waiting for sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo........

River: *angry* Okay, okay! I am sorry! Now, plz cut it out or our listeners will cut us out!

*Rodent looks happy with himself*

Director: *offstage* Stop being jerks and carry on with the show! Our ratings are going amazingly dooooooooooowwwwwwwnnnnnnnnnnnnn!!!

Rodent: *looking concerned* What is wrong with everyone today?

River: Shut up! Let's carry on! I know you people are dying to know who are my guests are today, but you will have to wait no more because my guests will be here after this very four hours break, you know, we have a lot of sponsors these days! Will be right back!

*AFTER THE BREAK*
*The director is punching Lee in anger, but stops when he realizes that the break is over*

River: So guys? Did you miss me? Awwwww, I know you would!

So, our guests today is................*drum roll* ........ Draco *beep* Malfoy!!!!

*Malfoy enters*

Rodent: What is that ferret doing here?!? *angry* Why don't you discuss with me before calling such garbage on the show?

Malfoy: *offended* Shut it, Wesealy! How is your b**** of a mother?

Rodent: You!!!!!!!!!

*Rodent and Malfoy start fighting on the floor, after sometime Malfoy bursts like a balloon!*

Rodent: What in the name of Holly Hell was that?!?

River: *laughing like an idiot* Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!

Director: *offstage* Shut it, Lee! Or I willllllll.....

River: *still giggling* Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Sorry, I am so sorry! Well, Rodent, I didn't call Malfoy on the show, that was just a magic balloon! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!

Director: *offstage* Good one, River! Our ratings have increasing!!!! Yeaaaaaah!

River: So, Rodent? How did you like it?

Rodent: You jerk!

River: Hey!!! Mind your language! So, back to the show! Sorry, Ladies and Gentlemen, Mr. Malfoy is not our guest tonight! He has promised to come tomorrow for all his loving fans, today, he was a bit busy! So, the question is WHO IS OUR GUEST TONIGHT?

And it is....... the one and only............*drum roll*.......... Ginevra Wesealy!!!

*Ginny enters in a thunderous applause with Lady Gaga's Applause playing in the background*

Ginny: *after finding herself a seat* Finally! I was so jealous when you called Harry, Ron and Hermione but not me!

River: Awww, that is because you are soooo special, and I wanted to interview you alone!

Ginny: *happy* Thanks, Lee..... I mean River!

River: So, shall we start?

Ginny: Yeah!

Rodent: Let the game begin!

River: Who was your first crush? BE HONEST, GINEVRA!

Ginny: Doesn't everyone knows that already? Of course, Harry!

River: *suspicious* Yeah, everyone knows that but I want you to tell me the truth not what EVERYONE KNOWS!

Ginny: *confused* But it is true, Harry was my first crush!

River: Alright! Alright! if you don't want to be honest than let's skip the question, next question Who do you love more Mummy or Daddy?

Ginny: Do you think I am a five year old? *imitiating* Mummy or Daddy! Ha! Well, Dad!

River: *happy* I knew it! BTW, Happy Father's Day to all the fathers out there! OK, Ginny! Next question Which of your brothers do you love the most?

Ginny: *smiles at Rodent* Fred and George! *cleans a tear* No one like them!

River: *also cleaning a tear* Oooooooooo! I never knew that! Okay, Ginny, which of your children is your favourite?

Ginny: *shocked* Now, I can't answer that, can I? All children are equal for the mother!

*River and Rodent fake clean a tear*

Rodent: *sarcastically* Our little Ginny is growing up, oh Ginny! I wish I had a mother like you!

Ginny: Shut it!

River: Okay, then Ginny! I am sure many of your fans out there would like to know this that who is you best GIRL friend?

Ginny: *thinking* You know what, I never really thought about that! But I think its Luna Lovegood!

River: Oh! Okay! Okay! So, Ginny! Tell me, how did Harry propose to you?

Ginny: *blushing* Is that really a necessary question, River?

Rodent: *excited* Yessssssssssss!!!!!

Ginny: Alright, then! Harry asked me out on a date, I apparated with him and when I opened my eyes, we were standing on top of a cliff, and all around there was water and the waves were crashing with the cliff, sending shivers down my spine! It was a beautiful yet scary scene, but all in all, it was totally romantic! And then, Harry bent on one knee and all............

Rodent and River: Ooooooooooooooooooooooo! How romantic!!

Rodent: Harry is so clever, he took you to that cliff because he knew that you would be scared out of your wits and you would have to say YES!

*River nods*

Ginny: No!!! He thought it was a romantic place! And it sure was! Losers!

River: You know Ginny, I think Rodent has a point! But we don't have time for arguments so let's move on, shall we?

Ginny, you didn't tell me your favourite child but you would have to tell us which child among all the children of your brothers is your favourite?

Ginny: Fine! I love all of them but Roxanne is my favourite as she is so cute and cuddly and adorable and lovely and and.....

Rodent: Stop it!

River: Next question; Are you happy with Harry?

Ginny: *shocked* Yeah! Obviously!

River: Do you not feel angry at Harry for not taking you with him on the Hocruxes search?

Ginny: I used to at that time, but not now! I am not angry at him because I know that it was not his choice and that Dumbeldore asked him to go with only Ron and Hermione, but even if Harry had the choice, I know that he wouldn't have taken me because he cares way too much for me!

River: Are you happy with your life?

Ginny: Yeah, I am! I have lived through the darkest of times, but now! I am happy because I have such a beautiful daughter and two sons and such a great husband and my brothers and my mom and dad and all the nephews and nieces, if only Freddy was here!

*Ginny smiles sadly at Rodent*

River: Okay, then folks! Good bye, we will be back soon and if Mr.Malfoy will not come this time I promise you that I will drag him here! The next password is Cedric.