New Harry Potter Chat

Last time on Harry Potter Chats:

Victoria and Harry's kids were booted off to Hogwarts, Harry and Victoria divorced and Harry is now out with Melissa, while Victoria is with Draco.

*breathe*

Meanwhile Hermione and Alistair get together. Camilla and Teddy's relationship is getting a bit wobbly when Camilla finds herself jealous of Harry/Melissa's relationship. A new character is introduced by the name of Laurie and she is pretty hyper.

*breathe* *chokes*

Now on Harry Potter Chats:

Draco Malfoy has a new status: Vicky we need to talk....

Victoria Lupin: What is it honey bear? *stares at him creepily*

Draco Malfoy: Eeeer look .. Errm you see we need to break up..

Victoria Lupin: *grabs hammer" WHAT?

Draco Malfoy: It's for your own safety! The Dark Lord would kill you!

Victoria Lupin : Ok...bye *Draco leaves* WAAAAAAAAH!! CAMILLA! I JUST BROKE UP WITH AN ASSHOLE! I NEED SYMPATHY!

Camilla Lupin: WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT FROM ME GURL? IT'S LIKE THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT!

Victoria Lupin : It's like 3:00 in the afternoon...

Camilla Lupin: All I'm hearing is negativity

Victoria Lupin: Whatever

Camila Lupin: NO you whatever

Victoria Lupin: *intense crying* Camilla?

Camill Lupin: WHAT?!

Victoria Lupin: Draco broke up with me...

Camilla Lupin: THAT SON OF A - !

Albus Dumbledore: NO BAD FUGGING LANGUAGE, MOTHA FUGGA!

Camilla Lupin: BI-scuit! Yeah thats what I was going to say!

Victoria Lupin: What do I do?! Draco was my soul mate!

Camilla Lupin: *stifles a giggle*

Victoria Lupin: *glares at her* Anywhore, now I'm just a single pringle!

Camila Lupin: But Pringles aren't simgle, they are always spooning!

Melissa Malfoy: She has a point!

Victoria Lupin: Shut up Melissa!

Camilla Lupin: Viking! Thats so parsimonious! *throws pringle tube at her* 

Victoria Lupin: Viking? Parsimonious? Da Fuq?

Camilla Lupin: Viking is your new nickname!

Melissa Malfoy: Persimonious (adj.) The act of not wanting to give away money or possesions.

Victoria Lupin: Okay....

Camilla Lupin: It's okay, we'll kick his arse.

Victoria Lupin: Thanks Camilla, that means alot

Camilla Lupin: But right now I have to talk to Harry 

Victoria Lupin: Okay, me and Melissa will go find weapons

Melissa Malfoy: *crazy grin* Sharp weapons!

Victoria Lupin: Yeah right....*she and Melissa leaves* 

Camilla Lupin: Hey Harry?

Harry Potter: Yup?

*Camilla suddenly kisses Harry and he was shocked for a moment before kissing her back. They stood there having a heated snogging session, when it was interuppted by Melissa and Victoria knocking on the door*

Victoria Lupin: Hey guys? Why the fuck do we even have a lock on this door? Alohamora!

*Camilla and Harry separte quickly*

Melissa Malfoy: *walks in the room and pecks Harry on the cheek* Hey Camilla, did you talk to Harry?

Camilla Lupin: Yeah, but we sorted everything out! 

Harry Potter: Yeah she just needed help with her homework for - *Harry says* Potions *while at the same time Camilla said* Herbology.

Camilla Lupin; Yeah both of them, *glares at Harry*

Melissa Malfoy: Okaaay then... Well I am tired as fuck, so I'm going to bed, coming Victoria?

Victoria Lupin: *sharpening her axe* Ok *they both go to bed*

Harry Potter: *turns to Camilla* What do we do?

Camilla Lupin: We'll just have to have a secret relationship

Harry Potter: I guess we'll have to for the moment

Camilla Lupin: I do feel bad though. Melissa is one of my best friends!

Harry Potter: We'll tell her...eventually

Camilla Lupin: Well for now Harry....

Harry Potter: Yes?

Camilla Lupin: Look out for the Pringles 

*rains pringles*

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*rises from the ground with fire* MWAHAHAHA YOU ALL THOUGHT THERE WAS GOING TO BE NO AUTHORS NOTE! BUT I AM HERE AND ALIVE! HHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAA *cough* anywhore,

Yay! Update! It's been over a year since I started Wattpad, so thank you for all the reads, votes but I would love more comments! Please? THANK YOU AGAIN!

I hope you like this little chapter with mostly the girls, and some Drama is getting introduced! HEEHEE

Pumpkins and Swagrids,

Camilla Lupin