Fred - Hey George

George – What? :)

Fred- Have you noticed that Voldie can never get a nose piercing

George- Yeah cause he has NO NOSE!!!!

Fred- LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!

George- Hahahahahahahaha

Fred- Hey Hey George

George- What?!

Fred- How many Weasley's does it take to light up a wand?

George- How many?

Fred- Seven: Ginny to look upset and do nothing, Ron to sulk, Fred and George to blow it up, Percy to yell, Charlie to hold it in front of a dragon and Bill to roll his eyes at everyone.

George- Lol that is soooo us!

Voldemort- OMG u 2 are so boring!!

Fred- Shut up MoldyVoldy

George- Yeah shut up Moldy-Mort

Voldemort- When you call me Moldy-Mort you cross the line…AVADA KEDAVRA

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Fred- Hey George are you breathing

George- Yup how about you

Fred- Absolutely

George- Hahahahahah fail moldy snort!!!

Voldemort- Grrrrrr!!!!

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Fred- Well I gotta bounce seeya!

George- Yeah I got to go ask Luna out…

Fred- What?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

George- Nuthin bye…

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Hey guys, guys it’s me, Ron, and by the way that was a very mean joke Fred! (Fred- Hahahaah but it’s true!) Shut up. What I was going to tell you was that Camilla has a new book: HP Factoids. It is going to be full of Harry Potter facts. A new one every day!!! Check it out!!!

Thanks

Ron xx

(Fred- That's just gay Ron!!)