SORRY FOR NOT UPDATING FOR SOOOOOOOOOOOOO LONG!!! HERE HAVE A TENNIS RACKET...

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Feel better now? good. so to make up for not updating in ages i am going to upload 2 today! WOOOOOP! and i will update my factoids too! 

p.s do you think i should write a fan fiction?

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Harry Potter has a new status: Mirror of Erised, what i see.

Ron- What do you see Harry?

Harry - I see my parents

Hermione - I see myself in the most beautiful dress imaginable

Ron - I see myself snogging Hermione

Hermione - What?!

Ron - Nothing!!

Mirror - You guys are gay heres what you really see:

Harry you see yourself with laser vision

Hermione you see you see with the bggest book ever!

Ron you see yourself with a packet of Red Vines

Voldemort - Lol guys, I see myself with lots of power

Mirror - No you see yourself hugging Edward Cullen

Voldemort - ....

Harry - .....

Hermione - .....

Ron - .....

Everyone - .....

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Look out for next one