Victoria Potter has a new status - CAMILLA, MELISSA, I NEED YOUR HELP! DRACO PROPOSED AND THE DIAMOND IS FUCKING HUGE AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY! DID I MENTION THE DIAMOND IS LIKE THE SIZE OF MY HEAD! CUS IT IS!

Camilla Lupin - Vicky breath...

Victoria Lupin - *takes a deep breath*

Camilla Lupin - Now breathe out

Victoria Lupin - *breaths out and spits all over Melissa's face*

Melissa Malfoy - YES! DNA! I CAN NOW COMPLETE MY CLONE!

Victoria Lupin - What?

Melissa Malfoy - *shrugs and looks at her weirdly* I didn't say anything. *secretly puts jar of spit in her pocket*

Camilla Lupin - Wait, what did you do with Malfoy?

Victoria Lupin - Oh, I errm, kind off, maybe, accidently, thrown him in the soup...

Harry Potter - *spits out soup* OH MY MERLIN! WHAT?? MALFOY IS IN MY SOUP??!!

Victoria Lupin- Oh no, don't worry Harreh! He's not actually in the soup; he just marinated in it and then got out! But it bought me time to run away and think about my answer

Harry Potter - Oh, okay! *eats soup happily*

Teddy Lupin - GUYS! *runs into room and accidently pushed Harry's soup bowl so it went all over his face* Oh sorry 'bout that

Harry Potter - It's fine *eats soup off his face with a spoon*

Teddy Lupin - Um okay *looks at him weirdly but realises everyone is waiting for him* Oh yeah I was gonna say I found something in a closet over there

Victoria Lupin - Well go get it then blood

Teddy Lupin - Mmkay *walks over to cupboard and drags out a trampoline*

Melissa Malfoy - How the fuck did that fit in there?

Teddy Lupin - *does jazz hands* MAGIC!

Camilla Lupin - *flicks ear* We're all magic sweetie

Teddy Lupin - *pouts*

Camilla Lupin - *Kisses him*

Victoria and Harry - EWWWWW PDAAAA!! *covers eyes*

Melissa Malfoy - *stares dreamily at them* I think it's beautiful...

Alastair Finnegan - *runs to trampoline and jumps on it* FUCK ME BACKWARDS, THIS IS AMAZING!!!

Everyone but Alastair - o.0 *shrugs and jumps on too*

Melissa Malfoy - WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

Harry Potter - I BELIEVE I CAN FLYYYYYY! I BELIEVE I CAN TOUCH THE SK- *hits head on ceiling*

Everyone but a unconscious Harry - Lolzor

Victoria Lupin - *gently carries Harry to a nearby bed and tucks him in* *brushes hair from his forehead*

Camilla Lupin - *standing behind Victoria* You really do still care for him, don't you?

Victoria Lupin - Why would I? Incest is illegal *she jokes trying to imply that they are basically more siblings then lovers*

Melissa Malfoy - VICTORIA WANTS TO FUCK HER BROTHER!

Victoria Lupin - I'LL FUCK YOU IN A MINUTE!

Melissa Malfoy - *stops bouncing* wat?

Alastair Finnegan - Haha that comeback was laaaaaammmmeee

Victoria Lupin - SHUT UP BEFORE I KICK YOUR BALLS SO HARD THEY COME OUT YOUR NOSTRILS!

Alastair Finnegan - *'very manly' squeaks* *runs to hid in the closet Teddy found the magic trampoline in*

Melissa Malfoy - Hahaha wimp

Teddy Lupin - Totally!! *high fives Melissa*

Victoria Lupin - RESULT!

Melissa Malfoy - *steps off trampoline and falls threw hidden trapdoor* FUUUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuccckkk *voice gets quieter as she falls further* * eventually there is a large splash*

Victoria Lupin - Molester?

Melissa Malfoy - *faint voice* Fuck you

Victoria Lupin - *laughs* *walks one step before falling as well* Well shit *lands in water* EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

Teddy Lupin - I'LL SAVE YOU CAMILLA!! *runs to her but falls as well*

Camilla Lupin - *jumps back on bed and hits Harry*

Harry Potter - *groans and wakes up *Camilla?

Camilla Lupin - Don't stand up! There are trapdoors everywhere! *looks around the room* *see's Alastair*

Alastair Finnegan - *presses buttons making the trapdoors open* Hehe pay back's a bitch

Camilla Lupin - ALASTAIR!

Alastair Finnegan - What?

Camilla Lupin - WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?

Alastair Finnegan - Your mum! *laughs hysterically*

Camilla Lupin - *rolls eyes and presses button on the bed*

Alastair Finnegan - *falls through a trap door*

Camilla Lupin - Anywhore * turns to Harry* I've been meaning to talk to you actually

Harry Potter - *looks at her*

Camilla Lupin - I never really explained why I broke up that Secret Relationship we had. It was because I realised I could live without you but if I lost Teddy, I would be distraught. And I know you feel the same with Melissa. That's true love. What we had wasn't. *looks at Harry*

Harry Potter - *fiddles with Rubix cube*

Camilla Lupin - HARREH!

Harry Potter - *jumps and drops Rubix cube into a trap door hole* *looks sadly as it falls*

Camilla Lupin - HARRY!

Harry Potter - Oh yeah, * turns serious* That was some deep shit Camilla that I totes agree with #blessed

Camilla Lupin - *nods*

Victoria Lupin - *walks through door with cotton candy, talking to Melissa* Then I kicked him!! HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAH

Melissa Malfoy - *nervously laughs* *takes a bite of her cotton candy*

Teddy Lupin - *laughs* *shoves cotton candy in his face*

Camilla Lupin - Where'd you get the cotton candy? And who did you kick? And where's Alastair?

Melissa Malfoy - When we were trying to get out we saw a cotton candy truck with a guy behind it,

Victoria Lupin - I kicked him!!

Teddy Lupin - Then we shoved Alastair into the cotton candy maker and took some for ourselves!

Harry Potter - Sounds...fun?

Victoria Lupin - It was ............ *evil laughter*

Harry Potter - Why did I marry you again??

Victoria Lupin - CUS I HAVE A SEXY BOD!!

Harry Potter - And a great personality

Victoria Lupin - BUT I HAVE A SEXY BOD TOO!!

Harry Potter - Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaah..................

Victoria Lupin - *looks at everyone* I HAVE A SEXY BOD, DON'T I???

Everyone but Victoria - Um................

Victoria Lupin - DON'T I?????

Everyone but Victoria - *vigorously nods head* YES MISS LUPIN!

Victoria Lupin - *smiles* Good!

*Victoria, Melissa and Teddy sit on the bed. Melissa shares her cotton candy with Camilla, Victoria gives Harry some of hers and Teddy just shoves his in his mouth*

Victoria Lupin - *swallows* Do you feel like we forgot something?

Draco Malfoy - *skids into room with a ring that he has to drag on the ground* VICTORIA

Victoria Lupin - O Fuck

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I'm alive just been busy!!! Here ya go!

- Camilla xx