Halloween Partaay!!
Here it is! The Halloween Partaaaay chapter!
Camilla Lupin: Partaaaay Time!! What is everyone dressed up as today???
Victoria Potter: I didn’t know it was a dressing up party…
Camilla Lupin: ‘CAUSE YOUR LAMMMMMMEEE!! *high five Teddy*
Teddy Lupin: Hells Yeah!
Victoria Potter: *sniffle*
Draco Malfoy: Ugggh, I hate the sound of crying!
Harry Potter: Draco WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE!
Camilla Lupin: FREEZE! *everybody freezes* *picks up Walrus, Vicki and Nicholas and throws them into the magical time chamber* * waits 27 seconds* * opens door and the 3 childre ncome out 11 years old* *Turns to kids* Now get your ass’ into Hogwart!
Triplets: KK!
Camilla Lupin: UNFREEZE!
Victoria Potter: I think I might go check on my babees!
Camilla Lupin: You might not want to –
Victoria Potter: WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY FUCKING CHILDREN, HARRY POTTAH!
Harry Potter: *shrugs*
Victoria Potter: Don’t you fucking shrug at me! *goes to punch*
Camilla Lupin: Actually I did it.
Victoria Potter: What did you DO!
Camilla Lupin: They, errrrrrr, were killed in a, errrrrrrr, snail accident?
Victoria Potter: WHHHHYYYYYY!!!
Alistair Finnigan: Anywhore! LETS GET THIS PARTAAY STARTED!!
Camilla Lupin: btw I am Harley Quinn!
Alistair Finnigan: I didn’t say it was a dress up partaaay…
Camilla Lupin: But it is a Halloween Partaaay!]
Alistair Finnigan: I guess we can’t just compare to your superiority!
Victoria Potter: What?!
Alistair Finnigan: *whisper* Just go with it!
Melissa Malfoy: Draco what are you doing here??
Victoria Potter: Being sexy! *she says quietly
Draco Malfoy: Anyway, what are you doing here??
Victoria Potter: *stares at him creepily*
Draco Malfoy: Will you stop staring at me!
Victoria Potter: Only if you go out with me!
Harry Potter: HELLO! Husband over here!!
Victoria Potter: Oh yeah, about that…
Harry Potter: Oh well! I was gonna divorce you any way!
Victoria Lupin: K
Harry Potter: *grabs Melissa and snogs her*
Melissa Malfoy: *snogs back*
Victoria Lupin: *Snogs Draco*
Draco Malfoy: *snogs back*
Alistair Finnigan: *grabs Hermione and snogs her*
Hermione Granger: *snogs back*
Teddy Lupin: Well I gotta go any way soooo *runs off*
Camilla Lupin: *looks at Melissa and Harry as a she felt her anger rise and felt like punching Melissa*
Teddy Lupin: …buuut before I go, STOP!
Everyone looks up pulling away from their now ‘partners’, Camilla looks towards him.
Teddy Lupin: HAMMER TIME!
Does hammer time dance.
Laurice: Hey guys! I am new here and I was wondering where….*looks at mini, really spazzy party* Errm kay? *walks off very confused*
Camilla Lupin: Did you guys hear something?
Everyone shrugs and goes back to dancing
Camilla Lupin: *walks down hallway from the room of requirement* Hellooooooo!
Laurice: Sup dawg! *popping out behind a suit of armour*
Camilla Lupin: Aaaaah! *immediately stops screaming and takes notice of her glasses* OMG we can be glasses buddies!!!
Victoria Lupin: Chameleonnnnnnnnnnn! Where are you???
Camilla Lupin: Over here, Dicktoria!
Victoria Lupin: I TOLD YOU TO NOT FUCKING CALL ME THAT!!
Camilla Lupin: Eh
Victoria Lupin: *glares at Camilla, before turning to Laurice* HI I am Victoria!
Laurice: *shakes her hand* Nice to meet you!
Camilla Lupin: aaaaaaaahhhhhhh!!! * screams*
Victoria Lupin: What?
Camilla Lupin: *turns to Laurice* YOU HAVE VICTORIA GERMS!! *screams running away*
Victoria Lupin: *shakes head* Don’t mind her, she is kinda bi-polar!
Camilla Lupin: I HEARD THAT!
Victoria Lupin: YOU WERE MEANT TO! *turns to Laurice* Come on lets go back to the party!
Laurice: Okay fine! But I will warn you I am a PARTAAAY ANIMALLL!!
Thanks for reading! Btw I just realised a major plot point! I know that I have set this in the Next Generation and that Harry and co. are supposed to be, like, 10 years olde then me and co. but I AM THE AUTHOR I HAVE MAGICAL AUTHOR POWERS AND A POTATO CALLED MICHAEL! *cough* Excuse me.
Also I have taken an interest in Victoria’s kids so I might be make a one shot about each one, in my Harry Potter one shots! Another thing is that I was thinking of doing a HP Truth or Dare, because they sound really fun!! What do you guys think?? Plz put ‘Turtle Squeak’ in your comment so I know that you have read this Authors Note!
Michael. J. Potato says hi btw.
Potatoes and Turnips,
Camilla Lupin
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