Halloween Partaay!!

Here it is! The Halloween Partaaaay chapter!

Camilla Lupin: Partaaaay Time!! What is everyone dressed up as today???

Victoria Potter: I didn’t know it was a dressing up party…

Camilla Lupin: ‘CAUSE YOUR LAMMMMMMEEE!!  *high five Teddy*

Teddy Lupin: Hells Yeah!

Victoria Potter: *sniffle*

Draco Malfoy: Ugggh, I hate the sound of crying!

Harry Potter: Draco WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE!

Camilla Lupin: FREEZE! *everybody freezes* *picks up Walrus, Vicki and Nicholas and throws them into the magical time chamber* * waits 27 seconds* * opens door and the 3 childre ncome out 11 years old* *Turns to kids* Now get your ass’ into Hogwart!

Triplets: KK!

Camilla Lupin: UNFREEZE!

Victoria Potter: I think I might go check on my babees!

Camilla Lupin: You might not want to –

Victoria Potter:                 WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY FUCKING CHILDREN, HARRY POTTAH!

Harry Potter: *shrugs*

Victoria Potter: Don’t you fucking shrug at me! *goes to punch*

Camilla Lupin: Actually I did it.

Victoria Potter: What did you DO!

Camilla Lupin: They, errrrrrr, were killed in a, errrrrrrr, snail accident?

Victoria Potter: WHHHHYYYYYY!!!

Alistair Finnigan: Anywhore! LETS GET THIS PARTAAY STARTED!!

Camilla Lupin: btw I am Harley Quinn!

Alistair Finnigan: I didn’t say it was a dress up partaaay…

Camilla Lupin: But it is a Halloween Partaaay!]

Alistair Finnigan: I guess we can’t just compare to your superiority!

Victoria Potter: What?!

Alistair Finnigan: *whisper* Just go with it!

Melissa Malfoy: Draco what are you doing here??

Victoria Potter: Being sexy! *she says quietly

Draco Malfoy: Anyway, what are you doing here??

Victoria Potter: *stares at him creepily*

Draco Malfoy: Will you stop staring at me!

Victoria Potter: Only if you go out with me!

Harry Potter: HELLO! Husband over here!!

Victoria Potter: Oh yeah, about that…

Harry Potter: Oh well! I was gonna divorce you any way!

Victoria Lupin: K

Harry Potter: *grabs Melissa and snogs her*

Melissa Malfoy: *snogs back*

Victoria Lupin: *Snogs Draco*

Draco Malfoy: *snogs back*

Alistair Finnigan: *grabs Hermione and snogs her*

Hermione Granger: *snogs back*

Teddy Lupin: Well I gotta go any way soooo *runs off*

Camilla Lupin: *looks at Melissa and Harry as a she felt her anger rise and felt like punching Melissa*

Teddy Lupin: …buuut before I go, STOP!

Everyone looks up pulling away from their now ‘partners’, Camilla looks towards him.

Teddy Lupin: HAMMER TIME!

Does hammer time dance.

Laurice: Hey guys! I am new here and I was wondering where….*looks at mini, really spazzy party* Errm kay? *walks off very confused*

Camilla Lupin: Did you guys hear something?

Everyone shrugs and goes back to dancing

Camilla Lupin: *walks down hallway from the room of requirement* Hellooooooo!

Laurice: Sup dawg! *popping out behind a suit of armour*

Camilla Lupin: Aaaaah! *immediately stops screaming and takes notice of her glasses* OMG we can be glasses buddies!!!

Victoria Lupin: Chameleonnnnnnnnnnn! Where are you???

Camilla Lupin: Over here, Dicktoria!

Victoria Lupin: I TOLD YOU TO NOT FUCKING CALL ME THAT!!

Camilla Lupin: Eh

Victoria Lupin: *glares at Camilla, before turning to Laurice* HI I am Victoria!

Laurice: *shakes her hand* Nice to meet you!

Camilla Lupin: aaaaaaaahhhhhhh!!! * screams*

Victoria Lupin: What?

Camilla Lupin: *turns to Laurice* YOU HAVE VICTORIA GERMS!! *screams running away*

Victoria Lupin: *shakes head* Don’t mind her, she is kinda bi-polar!

Camilla Lupin: I HEARD THAT!

Victoria Lupin: YOU WERE MEANT TO! *turns to Laurice* Come on lets go back to the party!

Laurice: Okay fine! But I will warn you I am a PARTAAAY ANIMALLL!!

Thanks for reading! Btw I just realised a major plot point! I know that I have set this in the Next Generation and that Harry and co. are supposed to be, like, 10 years olde then me and co. but I AM THE AUTHOR I HAVE MAGICAL AUTHOR POWERS AND A POTATO CALLED MICHAEL! *cough* Excuse me.

Also I have taken an interest in Victoria’s kids so I might be make a one shot about each one, in my Harry Potter one shots! Another thing is that I was thinking of doing a HP Truth or Dare, because they sound really fun!! What do you guys think?? Plz put ‘Turtle  Squeak’ in your comment so I know that you have read this Authors Note!

Michael. J. Potato says hi btw.

Potatoes and Turnips,

Camilla Lupin

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