­­Okay finally it is done!!! Enjoy this it took me ages!! Dedicated to Aliasdhaer or helping me in my writer’s block! Thanks!!

1.

Voldemort has a new status: I’m hungry!

Harry Potter: Wow you actually need food! Like a HUMAN BEING! Wow, didn’t see that coming!

Victoria Potter: I AM FUCKING SICK OF THESE BUGGERS!!!! I. NEED. SLEEP.!

Harry Potter: Calm down, honey

Camilla Lupin: Ooooo, bad move

Melissa Malfoy: Yeah never tell a girl to calm down!

Everyone but Camilla and Melissa: Who the hell are you?

Camilla Lupin: Everyone this is Melissa! *motions towards Melissa* Say hi Melissa!

Melissa Malfoy: Hi Melissa!

Teddy Lupin: *whispers to Harry* Smart one we have here!

Camilla Lupin: *waggling finger at Teddy* Shut it you!

Teddy Lupin: *cowers in fear*

Voldemort: Anyway, once you are all done talking about you, let’s talk about me!

Camilla Lupin: *mutters* Jeez, you’re just like Harry…

Victoria Potter: What did you just say!!!????? *Victoria puts down a screaming Walrus, walks over to Camilla and bitch slaps her this then turns in to 2nd bitch fight in this book*

Melissa Malfoy: *eating popcorn while slurping a drink*

Sirius Black: CAMILLA BEHAVE!

Camilla Lupin: Yes, Daddy….

Victoria Potter: Haha, wimp

Remus Lupin: VICTORIA BEHAVE!

Victoria Potter: Sorry, Papa…

Sirius Black and Remus Lupin: YEAH, PARENTING!! *jump hi-five*

Voldemort: STILL HUNGRY HERE!!

Neville Longbottom: I like McDona-

James Potter: FUCK THAT, KFC ALL THE WAY!!

Lily Potter: Don’t fucking swear you little bitch!

Everyone: WOAH!!!

Voldemort: I’ll just get KFC then….

Melissa Malfoy: *munch munch munch* *slurp*

Here you go guys, I have LOADS more characters coming soon!! So stay tune!!! Hey that kind of rhymed!! I am a genius!

Camilla Lupin