2 years later...

Camilla Lupin: Oooo Facebook messengerrrrrrr

Camilla Lupin: *creates group chat and adds [everyone]* 

Camilla Lupin changed the group chat name to magic fuckers

Camilla Lupin changed the group chat picture to:

Camilla Lupin: Wow...it's been almost 2 years since we talked to each other...

Victoria Malfoy: Well with everyone leaving school, we haven't had a lot of time to catch up...

Melissa Malfoy: But this is the Hogwarts School reunion so we can find out what everyone's been up to!

Teddy Lupin: *hugs Camilla from the back and she leans into him* Me and Camilla have moved together in a London apartment...

Melissa Malfoy: *hold Harry's hand* Me and Harry lived in New York for a year and we had sex in th-

Victoria Malfoy: Omg cringe >.<

Alastair Finnegan: Wait did your last name change?

Victoria Malfoy: *flicks through the script* OH YEAH! Me and Draco got married!!

Teddy Lupin: We know...

Melissa Malfoy: ...we were there...

Camilla Lupin: ...I was the Maid of Honour...

Draco Malfoy: ...I married you...

Harry Potter: ...and I ate the entire cake!

Victoria Malfoy: OH MY FUCKING GOD! ALL I WANTED WAS A COOL SEGWAY INTO A FLASHBACK!!!

Everyone but Victoria and Teddy: OKAY *looks up and stares*

Camilla Lupin: *grabs Teddy's head and points it to the ceiling*

Teddy Lupin: ohhh

Alastair Finnegan: *pretends to play a harp* doooolooo doooloooo dddolllla.....

*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Victoria Lupin: FUCK ME

Camilla Lupin: *fixes her veil* Would if I could but it seems you're taken

Victoria Lupin: FUCK OFF

Melissa Malfoy: You can't just explode profanities when your nervous, Victoria

Victoria Lupin: sorry...

Melissa Malfoy: *smiles while arranging flowers* It's okay!

Victoria Lupin: HA BITCH U THOT

Harry Potter: *pops head into room with icing smudged across his cheek* Guys, the guests are getting distressed with the amount of swearing in here...

Victoria Lupin: HARRY I SWEAR TO MY MOTHERFUCKING BUTTERFLY PILLOW PET NAMED NANCY THAT I WILL PERSONALLY NAIL YOU TO A ZEBRA AND THEN SEND IT TO THE MOON!

Harry Potter: ... *looks horrified*

Melissa Malfoy: She's nervous

Harry Potter: *nods understandably and disappears*

Victoria Lupin: *breathes deeply* Okay *grabs flowers* Let's fucking mow down these bitches

Camilla Lupin: YAS

Melissa Malfoy: omfg nvr say that again #nofilter

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Everyone: *snaps out of it* 

Victoria Malfoy: That was a fucking abrupt ending

Camilla Lupin: That was when it started to get boring...

Teddy Lupin: What about when I did the worm at the after party?!?!?!?!?

Melissa Malfoy: You mean 'attempted' 

Harry Potter: And by 'attempted' you mean 'failed'

Teddy Lupin: >:(

Camilla Lupin: yikes

Alastair Finnegan: #rekt

Draco Malfoy: Well I'm happy regardless *hugs Victoria* 

Victoria Malfoy: Awww *kisses him* 

Melissa Malfoy: yuck

Melissa Malfoy: wait

 Melissa Malfoy: .....................

Melissa Malfoy: .......................................

Melissa Malfoy: ..................................................

Melissa Malfoy: ................................................................. 

Melissa Malfoy: ................................................................................

Victoria Malfoy: YES MELISSA! WHAT?!

Melissa Malfoy: ..........................................................................................................whe-

Victoria Malfoy: WHAT DO YOU WANT ASSHOLE

Melissa Malfoy: I was gonna say before you rudely interrupted me, that I have no idea where your offspring are?

Victoria Malfoy: They're at home! Safe and sound *shoots a deathly glare at Camilla* 

Camilla Lupin: *refuses to look at her* STOP STARING AT ME, EMO FUCK

Victoria Malfoy: YOU MADE ME FUCKING BELIEVE MY FUCKING CHILDREN WERE FUCKING DEAD FOR 6 FUCKING MONTHS?!?!?

Camilla Lupin: IT WAS TO PROTECT THEM, VOLDEMORT WAS AFTER YOU BECAUSE YOU WERE IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH HARRY 

Victoria Malfoy: MY CHILDREN CAMILLA! MY FUCKING CHILDREN! I THOUGHT THEY WERE DEAD! 

Camilla Lupin: IT WAS A FOR A GOOD CAUSE!

Draco Malfoy: OKAY okay, that's enough. We all had to make sacrifices during the war.

Everyone: *goes silent for a few seconds* 

Alastair Finnegan: Well, to lighten the mood I think my Best Man speech was the best part! 

Draco Malfoy: *tucks head into Victoria's shoulder* *grumbles* I still don't know how you managed to convince me to make Alastair my best man...

Victoria Malfoy: Hmm *leans back into his touch* 

Alastair Finnegan: It was well worth it! My speech was amazing:

another freekin flashback lel

Alastair Finnegan: *sloppily stumbles towards the podium* 

Everyone: *doesn't even applaud him* 

Alastair Finnegan: Oh hush! Hush haha! 

Everyone: *doesn't react* 

Alastair Finnegan: HAHA! *coughs* Well here goes...

Everyone: *does nothing* 

Alastair Finnegan: The first time I met Victoria was in the Room of Requirement in out seventh year. Camilla had managed to convince me to come hang out with her, and made an interesting request that I should bring a doctors coat with me ahaha. Of course I have quite the collection of them so I brought one along. From the moment, she introduced me as the 'Lurve Doctor' I knew that these were the people that I was destined to have met. Victoria was having relationship problems and I had been the one to sort it, by which I prescribed a 'Halloween Partay', which, I might add, was quite the event! Over the next few months we spent together I grew very close with Victoria to the point we mutually decided that we must be related by blood so called ourselves cousins! Hahah In conculsion, if I had every bottle of Felic Felicis ever made, I would gladly give them all to Victoria as she is the one who most deserves eternal happiness! 

Everyone: *cheers loudly and applaudes* 

Victoria Malfoy: *sobs and runs up to hug Alastair* 

Draco Malfoy: WAIT WHAT ABOUT ME?! YOU'RE MY BEST MAN! 

Alastair Finnegan: Oh yeh. At first I thought Draco was a piece of warm, soggy trash and tbh I'm still right lol bye *puts up peace sign as he fades away* 

end of flashback that i though was funny eh

Victoria Malfoy: *blows her nose* I still remember it. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL!! *hugs Alastair* 

Draco Malfoy: *crosses arms* I didn't like it much.............

Camilla Lupin: UNTIL NEST TIME READER! BYE BYEEEE

Teddy Lupin: Wait why are we ending n-

Camilla Lupin: *pushes face out of camera* BYE LOVE YOU GUYSS

*click* 

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bonjour 

je suis terrible à la mise à jour

no I don't speak French fluently 

but it would help tbh in my GCSE

lol u get this update because JocelynRose118  screamed at me and reminded me this exsisted so ur welcome and thank u m8

- Camilla xx

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