2 years later...
Camilla Lupin: Oooo Facebook messengerrrrrrr
Camilla Lupin: *creates group chat and adds [everyone]*
Camilla Lupin changed the group chat name to magic fuckers
Camilla Lupin changed the group chat picture to:
Camilla Lupin: Wow...it's been almost 2 years since we talked to each other...
Victoria Malfoy: Well with everyone leaving school, we haven't had a lot of time to catch up...
Melissa Malfoy: But this is the Hogwarts School reunion so we can find out what everyone's been up to!
Teddy Lupin: *hugs Camilla from the back and she leans into him* Me and Camilla have moved together in a London apartment...
Melissa Malfoy: *hold Harry's hand* Me and Harry lived in New York for a year and we had sex in th-
Victoria Malfoy: Omg cringe >.<
Alastair Finnegan: Wait did your last name change?
Victoria Malfoy: *flicks through the script* OH YEAH! Me and Draco got married!!
Teddy Lupin: We know...
Melissa Malfoy: ...we were there...
Camilla Lupin: ...I was the Maid of Honour...
Draco Malfoy: ...I married you...
Harry Potter: ...and I ate the entire cake!
Victoria Malfoy: OH MY FUCKING GOD! ALL I WANTED WAS A COOL SEGWAY INTO A FLASHBACK!!!
Everyone but Victoria and Teddy: OKAY *looks up and stares*
Camilla Lupin: *grabs Teddy's head and points it to the ceiling*
Teddy Lupin: ohhh
Alastair Finnegan: *pretends to play a harp* doooolooo doooloooo dddolllla.....
*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Victoria Lupin: FUCK ME
Camilla Lupin: *fixes her veil* Would if I could but it seems you're taken
Victoria Lupin: FUCK OFF
Melissa Malfoy: You can't just explode profanities when your nervous, Victoria
Victoria Lupin: sorry...
Melissa Malfoy: *smiles while arranging flowers* It's okay!
Victoria Lupin: HA BITCH U THOT
Harry Potter: *pops head into room with icing smudged across his cheek* Guys, the guests are getting distressed with the amount of swearing in here...
Victoria Lupin: HARRY I SWEAR TO MY MOTHERFUCKING BUTTERFLY PILLOW PET NAMED NANCY THAT I WILL PERSONALLY NAIL YOU TO A ZEBRA AND THEN SEND IT TO THE MOON!
Harry Potter: ... *looks horrified*
Melissa Malfoy: She's nervous
Harry Potter: *nods understandably and disappears*
Victoria Lupin: *breathes deeply* Okay *grabs flowers* Let's fucking mow down these bitches
Camilla Lupin: YAS
Melissa Malfoy: omfg nvr say that again #nofilter
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Everyone: *snaps out of it*
Victoria Malfoy: That was a fucking abrupt ending
Camilla Lupin: That was when it started to get boring...
Teddy Lupin: What about when I did the worm at the after party?!?!?!?!?
Melissa Malfoy: You mean 'attempted'
Harry Potter: And by 'attempted' you mean 'failed'
Teddy Lupin: >:(
Camilla Lupin: yikes
Alastair Finnegan: #rekt
Draco Malfoy: Well I'm happy regardless *hugs Victoria*
Victoria Malfoy: Awww *kisses him*
Melissa Malfoy: yuck
Melissa Malfoy: wait
Melissa Malfoy: .....................
Melissa Malfoy: .......................................
Melissa Malfoy: ..................................................
Melissa Malfoy: .................................................................
Melissa Malfoy: ................................................................................
Victoria Malfoy: YES MELISSA! WHAT?!
Melissa Malfoy: ..........................................................................................................whe-
Victoria Malfoy: WHAT DO YOU WANT ASSHOLE
Melissa Malfoy: I was gonna say before you rudely interrupted me, that I have no idea where your offspring are?
Victoria Malfoy: They're at home! Safe and sound *shoots a deathly glare at Camilla*
Camilla Lupin: *refuses to look at her* STOP STARING AT ME, EMO FUCK
Victoria Malfoy: YOU MADE ME FUCKING BELIEVE MY FUCKING CHILDREN WERE FUCKING DEAD FOR 6 FUCKING MONTHS?!?!?
Camilla Lupin: IT WAS TO PROTECT THEM, VOLDEMORT WAS AFTER YOU BECAUSE YOU WERE IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH HARRY
Victoria Malfoy: MY CHILDREN CAMILLA! MY FUCKING CHILDREN! I THOUGHT THEY WERE DEAD!
Camilla Lupin: IT WAS A FOR A GOOD CAUSE!
Draco Malfoy: OKAY okay, that's enough. We all had to make sacrifices during the war.
Everyone: *goes silent for a few seconds*
Alastair Finnegan: Well, to lighten the mood I think my Best Man speech was the best part!
Draco Malfoy: *tucks head into Victoria's shoulder* *grumbles* I still don't know how you managed to convince me to make Alastair my best man...
Victoria Malfoy: Hmm *leans back into his touch*
Alastair Finnegan: It was well worth it! My speech was amazing:
another freekin flashback lel
Alastair Finnegan: *sloppily stumbles towards the podium*
Everyone: *doesn't even applaud him*
Alastair Finnegan: Oh hush! Hush haha!
Everyone: *doesn't react*
Alastair Finnegan: HAHA! *coughs* Well here goes...
Everyone: *does nothing*
Alastair Finnegan: The first time I met Victoria was in the Room of Requirement in out seventh year. Camilla had managed to convince me to come hang out with her, and made an interesting request that I should bring a doctors coat with me ahaha. Of course I have quite the collection of them so I brought one along. From the moment, she introduced me as the 'Lurve Doctor' I knew that these were the people that I was destined to have met. Victoria was having relationship problems and I had been the one to sort it, by which I prescribed a 'Halloween Partay', which, I might add, was quite the event! Over the next few months we spent together I grew very close with Victoria to the point we mutually decided that we must be related by blood so called ourselves cousins! Hahah In conculsion, if I had every bottle of Felic Felicis ever made, I would gladly give them all to Victoria as she is the one who most deserves eternal happiness!
Everyone: *cheers loudly and applaudes*
Victoria Malfoy: *sobs and runs up to hug Alastair*
Draco Malfoy: WAIT WHAT ABOUT ME?! YOU'RE MY BEST MAN!
Alastair Finnegan: Oh yeh. At first I thought Draco was a piece of warm, soggy trash and tbh I'm still right lol bye *puts up peace sign as he fades away*
end of flashback that i though was funny eh
Victoria Malfoy: *blows her nose* I still remember it. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL!! *hugs Alastair*
Draco Malfoy: *crosses arms* I didn't like it much.............
Camilla Lupin: UNTIL NEST TIME READER! BYE BYEEEE
Teddy Lupin: Wait why are we ending n-
Camilla Lupin: *pushes face out of camera* BYE LOVE YOU GUYSS
*click*
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bonjour
je suis terrible à la mise à jour
no I don't speak French fluently
but it would help tbh in my GCSE
lol u get this update because JocelynRose118 screamed at me and reminded me this exsisted so ur welcome and thank u m8
- Camilla xx
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