Livia Gil Emilia Reya Lizzie Eleanor Lucy Alyce Gavin Caleb Killian Robyn Morgan Luna L. Andromeda are all online

Livia: okay guys.

Gil: it's go time!

Emilia: it's time to start working with our ship.

Reya: *rubs hands together* Gilderita!

Lizzie: whats the plan.

Emilia: well.. I was thinking we could use Harry and Hermione for this one.... I'm not sure your going to like it Livia.

Livia: what are you saying?

Eleanor: who do we know that is a hardcore Harmione shipper?

Lucy: Lockhart.

Alyce and who do we know that's obsessed with making false reports about Harry?

Gavin: Rita Skeeter.

Caleb: so if we combine there interests, then maybe it will start a spark?

Livia: so what do Harry and Hermione have to do?

Killian: act like they are in love and kiss. It's the only way to drive them crazy in a good way.

Harry and Hermione are online

Harry: we heard our names. What's going on?

Livia: no! Absolutely not!

Robyn: we need you to kiss and act like your in love with Hermione so that Gilderita is cannon.

Hermione: and we would do this because?...

Harry: yeah why would we do this?

Robyn: because GILDERITA😂👌🏾🙌🏾 they are perfect.

Hermione: what do we get in return?

Morgan: umnnnn

Luna: our gratitude?

Andromeda: because your amazing? Your the boy who lived surely you can do this simple task?

Livia: 😁😮

Harry: ....alright.

Hermione: I guess... Just, know that we are like brother and sister so it's not like it's real or anything.

Emilia: come on guys... Let's leave these two alone

Harry: you okay Liv?

Livia: yeah I'm fine.

Harry: so I figured out some things.... Heard some rumors....

Livia: oh yeah?

Harry: is it true your in love with me?

Livia: um well... Yeah I am. 😳😳

Harry: good. Bc ily too. 😘

Livia: 😘

Emilia: *squeals* LARRY FOREVAH!

Gil: LETS MAKE GILDERITA CANNON!

Reya: so how are we gonna get them to see-

Lizzie: *comes with megaphone* *walks through the school* HARRY POTTER IS IN LOVE WITH HERMIONE GRANGER AND THEY ARE SNOGGING! I REPEAT THE TWO LOVEBIRDS ARE SNOGGING.

Eleanor: welp that'll do it!

Harry and Hermione kiss and Lockhart and Rita stare in shock. Finally, Harry and Hermione break apart.

Harry: ily

Hermione: ily

Rita: OH MY GODRIC GRYFINDOR!

Lockhart: MY DREAMS HAVE COME TRUE!

Lockhart/Rita: GASP! You like Harry Potter too?

Rita: OH EM GEE!

Lockhart: NO FRIGGIN WAY!

Rita: you know we should totally go out!

Lockhart: we would so make the front page!

Alyce: *takes picture and sends it to the Daily Prophet.* already done!

Rita: let's go to the three broomsticks shall we?

Lockhart: let's! I heard that Madame Rosemerta is making something new called Gilderitas?

Rita: and while we're there we can obsess over Harry Potter and his love life!

Lockhart: YAAS LETS GOO!

Gavin: our work here is done!