Rita: Welcome to the Chamber of Secrets

James II: Why am I here?

Al: Yeah, why?

Lilly II: Woah, this place is weird

Rita: Whoops, one second

James: Yo, what's up grandkids?

Lilly: You are so rude

Remus: Offcours he is

Lilly: Thankyou Remus

Sirius: Are we missing someone?

Peter: I.Am.Here

Frank: I guess that's all of us

Alice: Yep, their are all ten of us, including a bug

Rita: HOW RUDE!

Al: Anyway, what are we shipping today?

Lilly II: I wanna know

Rita: Jily, James and Lilly

James and Sirius: SSSHHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!

Remus: Umm...

Peter: Um, ship?

Rita: I'll take that as sink and wait

Severus: Let me guess, you forgot about me? And we are shipping Jily?

Rita: Yeah, sevy er Severus, yeah, Jily

Severus: I sink

Lilly: I sink too

Lilly and James II: SHIP!

Al: Umm....ship?

Albus: I ship whole heartily

Everyone except Rita and Albus: PROFFESER!

Minerva: I ship too

Alice and Frank: Frankly I Alicley ship

Rita: Everyone ships, two people who don't ship, and one neutral, I'll take that as ship and we are done for today, bye

James: Do you ship?

Rita: Yes

James: *gags*

Rita: Get out, Ginny has an appointment